Blair Necessities Of Life

2011-01-02T07:41:00.001-07:00

2010-12-31T08:59:00.003-07:00

muah ha ha ha ha

2010-08-28T21:23:00.000-07:00

Mad Scientist

Though your chief goals are the somewhat contradictory aims to rule, and then destroy, the planet Earth, you have a strong grasp of the scientific principles of blowing up things (Explodology). Good luck and please have mercy.

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so true

2009-05-25T08:06:00.000-07:00

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one getting burned.

~ Buddhist Saying

2008-12-05T06:06:00.001-07:00

You Are 38% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.

In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

2008-11-29T18:37:00.000-07:00

What kind of Fairy are you?

Air Fairy
You are an Air Fairy! You are peaceful and Calm. You are the most beautiful of all of the Fairies. You are popular and have good friends. You may not always be the most kind but your good intentions make up for it.

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2008-11-09T16:33:00.001-07:00

2008-10-17T05:52:00.001-07:00

You are a Brainy Girl!

Whether you're an official student or a casual learner, you enjoy hitting the books.

You know a little bit about everything, and you're always dying to know more.

For a guy to win your heart, he's got to share some of your intellectual interests.

A awesome book collection of his own doesn't hurt either!

What Kind of Girl Are You?

2008-09-07T19:39:00.000-07:00

Your results:
You are Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)

Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)		85%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)		75%
Wash (Ship Pilot)		75%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)		65%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)		65%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)		60%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)		60%
River (Stowaway)		60%
Inara Serra (Companion)		45%
A Reaver (Cannibal)		25%
Alliance		25%

Dependable and trustworthy.
You love your significant other and
you are a tough cookie when in a conflict.

Click here to take the "Which Serenity character am I?" quiz...

I will prostitute myself for my iPhone

2008-08-09T17:50:00.002-07:00

I love my iPhone, and I am not beneath trying to get a $25 gift card so that I can buy the Dr. Horrible series (for my MacBook) to go with my Dr. Horrible ringtone, and whereupon when "offical" version of said ringtone comes out I can use this to buy that too! Oh, and there are some cool apps and games I would love to add to it

The contest is here

Considering that I am very picky about poetry

2008-07-02T21:29:00.001-07:00

and I am generally not so fond of this kind... it also said that if I were not this then I would be blank verse.

I'm terza rima, and I talk and smile.
Where others lock their rhymes and thoughts away
I let mine out, and chatter all the while.

I'm rarely on my own - a wasted day
Is any day that's spent without a friend,
With nothing much to do or hear or say.

I like to be with people, and depend
On company for being entertained;
Which seems a good solution, in the end.

What Poetry Form Are You?

Dork with a capital L

2008-06-20T16:04:00.001-07:00

My mild obsession with the Jonas Bros. is getting out of control.

Note to self - stop watching Disney channel.

wow...

2008-06-07T09:58:00.001-07:00

As a 1930s wife, I am
Average

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at least 13% of my genes love this...

2008-06-06T07:52:00.001-07:00

and those are just the Norwegian ones.

This explains...

2008-06-06T07:14:00.003-07:00

just about every relationship I had, until I got married.

Thankfully, schatz gets me without having to blow something up or rappel down a wall.

should I be worried that it turned out that I am less anxious and neurotic than I thought?

2008-05-29T21:51:00.000-07:00

Your Score: Well-Adjusted

You scored 31 anxiety, 42 awkwardness, and 29 neuroticism!

You scored low in all categories--so there's no need to worry! Not that you were worrying, anyway. You are so Well-Adjusted that I almost feel the need to worry for you.

Your low anxiety score implies that you are able to relax, can enjoy the here and now, and have a healthy amount of self-confidence.

Your low awkwardness score implies that you are socially capable, are personable and charming, and probably go to parties and have fun.

Your low neuroticism score implies that you don't exhibit subtle neurotic behaviors--your nails are probably an acceptable length, your pencils aren't covered with bite marks, and your bookcase isn't arranged alphabetically by genre. Congrats!

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See the other results!

Well-Adjusted

The Neat Freak

The Dork

The Geek

Phobic

Obsessive-Compulsive

The Subtle Neurotic

The True Neurotic

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I was so thinking this might be it.

2008-05-26T08:57:00.001-07:00

Your Score: Count von Count

You scored 68% Organization, 26% abstract, and 59% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables.

First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.

Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.

Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.

You are very organized, more concrete, and both introverted and extroverted.

Here is why are you The Count.

You are both very organized. You almost always know where your belongings are and you prefer things neat. You may even enjoy cleaning and find it therapeutic. The Count is obsessive compulsive and needs to always count what he has. You would never find The Count missing a bat.

You both are concrete thinkers. The Count is very mathminded and wants to know what he has and where it is. His purpose in life is clear. You probably also know what you want in life, and you have a real plan toward achieving it. You aren't likely to throw everything away to take a risky chance.

You are both somewhat introverted. The Count is quite obsessed with himself and the things that belong to him. At the same time he has had 2 girlfriends and he has guests in his castle. Like The Count, you probably like to have some time to yourself, but you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations.

The other possible characters are

Oscar the Grouch

Big Bird

Snuffleupagus

Ernie

Elmo

Kermit the Frog

Grover

Cookie Monster

Guy Smiley

Bert

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Scattergories

2008-05-24T09:47:00.003-07:00

Scattergories

from whatever

Erase my answers, enter yours

Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had
the same 1st initial. You CAN NOT use your name for the boy/girl name question.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Blair
LETTER WORD: Beautiful!
VEHICLE: BMW
TV SHOW: banana splits
CITY: Budapest
BOY NAME: Blaine
GIRL NAME: Betty
OCCUPATION: bartender
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: birkenstocks
FOOD: Bread
THING FOUND IN A BATHROOM brush
REASON FOR BEING LATE: bed head
SOMETHING YOU SHOOT AT: banditos

"1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die" by ukaunz

2008-05-23T11:24:00.003-07:00

"1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die" by ukaunz

2000s
1. Never Let Me Go – Kazuo Ishiguro
2. Saturday – Ian McEwan
3. On Beauty – Zadie Smith
4. Slow Man – J.M. Coetzee
5. Adjunct: An Undigest – Peter Manson
6. The Sea – John Banville
7. The Red Queen – Margaret Drabble
8. The Plot Against America – Philip Roth
9. The Master – Colm Tóibín
10. Vanishing Point – David Markson
11. The Lambs of London – Peter Ackroyd
12. Dining on Stones – Iain Sinclair
13. Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
14. Drop City – T. Coraghessan Boyle
15. The Colour – Rose Tremain
16. Thursbitch – Alan Garner
17. The Light of Day – Graham Swift
18. What I Loved – Siri Hustvedt
19. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time – Mark Haddon
20. Islands – Dan Sleigh
21. Elizabeth Costello – J.M. Coetzee
22. London Orbital – Iain Sinclair
23. Family Matters – Rohinton Mistry
24. Fingersmith – Sarah Waters
25. The Double – José Saramago
26. Everything is Illuminated – Jonathan Safran Foer
27. Unless – Carol Shields
28. Kafka on the Shore – Haruki Murakami
29. The Story of Lucy Gault – William Trevor
30. That They May Face the Rising Sun – John McGahern
31. In the Forest – Edna O’Brien
32. Shroud – John Banville
33. Middlesex – Jeffrey Eugenides
34. Youth – J.M. Coetzee
35. Dead Air – Iain Banks
36. Nowhere Man – Aleksandar Hemon
37. The Book of Illusions – Paul Auster
38. Gabriel’s Gift – Hanif Kureishi
39. Austerlitz – W.G. Sebald
40. Platform – Michael Houellebecq
41. Schooling – Heather McGowan
42. Atonement – Ian McEwan
43. The Corrections – Jonathan Franzen
44. Don’t Move – Margaret Mazzantini
45. The Body Artist – Don DeLillo
46. Fury – Salman Rushdie
47. At Swim, Two Boys – Jamie O’Neill
48. Choke – Chuck Palahniuk
49. Life of Pi – Yann Martel
50. The Feast of the Goat – Mario Vargos Llosa
51. An Obedient Father – Akhil Sharma
52. The Devil and Miss Prym – Paulo Coelho
53. Spring Flowers, Spring Frost – Ismail Kadare
54. White Teeth – Zadie Smith
55. The Heart of Redness – Zakes Mda
56. Under the Skin – Michel Faber
57. Ignorance – Milan Kundera
58. Nineteen Seventy Seven – David Peace
59. Celestial Harmonies – Péter Esterházy
60. City of God – E.L. Doctorow
61. How the Dead Live – Will Self
62. The Human Stain – Philip Roth
63. The Blind Assassin – Margaret Atwood
64. After the Quake – Haruki Murakami
65. Small Remedies – Shashi Deshpande
66. Super-Cannes – J.G. Ballard
67. House of Leaves – Mark Z. Danielewski
68. Blonde – Joyce Carol Oates
69. Pastoralia – George Saunders

1900s
70. Timbuktu – Paul Auster
71. The Romantics – Pankaj Mishra
72. Cryptonomicon – Neal Stephenson
73. As If I Am Not There – Slavenka Drakuli?
74. Everything You Need – A.L. Kennedy
75. Fear and Trembling – Amélie Nothomb
76. The Ground Beneath Her Feet – Salman Rushdie
77. Disgrace – J.M. Coetzee
78. Sputnik Sweetheart – Haruki Murakami
79. Elementary Particles – Michel Houellebecq
80. Intimacy – Hanif Kureishi
81. Amsterdam – Ian McEwan
82. Cloudsplitter – Russell Banks
83. All Souls Day – Cees Nooteboom
84. The Talk of the Town – Ardal O’Hanlon
85. Tipping the Velvet – Sarah Waters
86. The Poisonwood Bible – Barbara Kingsolver
87. Glamorama – Bret Easton Ellis
88. Another World – Pat Barker
89. The Hours – Michael Cunningham
90. Veronika Decides to Die – Paulo Coelho
91. Mason & Dixon – Thomas Pynchon
92. The God of Small Things – Arundhati Roy
93. Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
94. Great Apes – Will Self
95. Enduring Love – Ian McEwan
96. Underworld – Don DeLillo
97. Jack Maggs – Peter Carey
98. The Life of Insects – Victor Pelevin
99. American Pastoral – Philip Roth
100. The Untouchable – John Banville
101. Silk – Alessandro Baricco
102. Cocaine Nights – J.G. Ballard
103. Hallucinating Foucault – Patricia Duncker
104. Fugitive Pieces – Anne Michaels
105. The Ghost Road – Pat Barker
106. Forever a Stranger – Hella Haasse
107. Infinite Jest – David Foster Wallace
108. The Clay Machine-Gun – Victor Pelevin
109. Alias Grace – Margaret Atwood
110. The Unconsoled – Kazuo Ishiguro
111. Morvern Callar – Alan Warner
112. The Information – Martin Amis
113. The Moor’s Last Sigh – Salman Rushdie
114. Sabbath’s Theater – Philip Roth
115. The Rings of Saturn – W.G. Sebald
116. The Reader – Bernhard Schlink
117. A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
118. Love’s Work – Gillian Rose
119. The End of the Story – Lydia Davis
120. Mr. Vertigo – Paul Auster
121. The Folding Star – Alan Hollinghurst
122. Whatever – Michel Houellebecq
123. Land – Park Kyong-ni
124. The Master of Petersburg – J.M. Coetzee
125. The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle – Haruki Murakami
126. Pereira Declares: A Testimony – Antonio Tabucchi
127. City Sister Silver – Jàchym Topol
128. How Late It Was, How Late – James Kelman
129. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis de Bernieres
130. Felicia’s Journey – William Trevor
131. Disappearance – David Dabydeen
132. The Invention of Curried Sausage – Uwe Timm
133. The Shipping News – E. Annie Proulx
134. Trainspotting – Irvine Welsh
135. Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
136. Looking for the Possible Dance – A.L. Kennedy
137. Operation Shylock – Philip Roth
138. Complicity – Iain Banks
139. On Love – Alain de Botton
140. What a Carve Up! – Jonathan Coe
141. A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
142. The Stone Diaries – Carol Shields
143. The Virgin Suicides – Jeffrey Eugenides
144. The House of Doctor Dee – Peter Ackroyd
145. The Robber Bride – Margaret Atwood
146. The Emigrants – W.G. Sebald
147. The Secret History – Donna Tartt
148. Life is a Caravanserai – Emine Özdamar
149. The Discovery of Heaven – Harry Mulisch
150. A Heart So White – Javier Marias
151. Possessing the Secret of Joy – Alice Walker
152. Indigo – Marina Warner
153. The Crow Road – Iain Banks
154. Written on the Body – Jeanette Winterson
155. Jazz – Toni Morrison
156. The English Patient – Michael Ondaatje
157. Smilla’s Sense of Snow – Peter Høeg
158. The Butcher Boy – Patrick McCabe
159. Black Water – Joyce Carol Oates
160. The Heather Blazing – Colm Tóibín
161. Asphodel – H.D. (Hilda Doolittle)
162. Black Dogs – Ian McEwan
163. Hideous Kinky – Esther Freud
164. Arcadia – Jim Crace
165. Wild Swans – Jung Chang
166. American Psycho – Bret Easton Ellis
167. Time’s Arrow – Martin Amis
168. Mao II – Don DeLillo
169. Typical – Padgett Powell
170. Regeneration – Pat Barker
171. Downriver – Iain Sinclair
172. Señor Vivo and the Coca Lord – Louis de Bernieres
173. Wise Children – Angela Carter
174. Get Shorty – Elmore Leonard
175. Amongst Women – John McGahern
176. Vineland – Thomas Pynchon
177. Vertigo – W.G. Sebald
178. Stone Junction – Jim Dodge
179. The Music of Chance – Paul Auster
180. The Things They Carried – Tim O’Brien
181. A Home at the End of the World – Michael Cunningham
182. Like Life – Lorrie Moore
183. Possession – A.S. Byatt
184. The Buddha of Suburbia – Hanif Kureishi
185. The Midnight Examiner – William Kotzwinkle
186. A Disaffection – James Kelman
187. Sexing the Cherry – Jeanette Winterson
188. Moon Palace – Paul Auster
189. Billy Bathgate – E.L. Doctorow
190. Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
191. The Melancholy of Resistance – László Krasznahorkai
192. The Temple of My Familiar – Alice Walker
193. The Trick is to Keep Breathing – Janice Galloway
194. The History of the Siege of Lisbon – José Saramago
195. Like Water for Chocolate – Laura Esquivel
196. A Prayer for Owen Meany – John Irving
197. London Fields – Martin Amis
198. The Book of Evidence – John Banville
199. Cat’s Eye – Margaret Atwood
200. Foucault’s Pendulum – Umberto Eco
201. The Beautiful Room is Empty – Edmund White
202. Wittgenstein’s Mistress – David Markson
203. The Satanic Verses – Salman Rushdie
204. The Swimming-Pool Library – Alan Hollinghurst
205. Oscar and Lucinda – Peter Carey
206. Libra – Don DeLillo
207. The Player of Games – Iain M. Banks
208. Nervous Conditions – Tsitsi Dangarembga
209. The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul – Douglas Adams
210. Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency – Douglas Adams
211. The Radiant Way – Margaret Drabble
212. The Afternoon of a Writer – Peter Handke
213. The Black Dahlia – James Ellroy
214. The Passion – Jeanette Winterson
215. The Pigeon – Patrick Süskind
216. The Child in Time – Ian McEwan
217. Cigarettes – Harry Mathews
218. The Bonfire of the Vanities – Tom Wolfe
219. The New York Trilogy – Paul Auster
220. World’s End – T. Coraghessan Boyle
221. Enigma of Arrival – V.S. Naipaul
222. The Taebek Mountains – Jo Jung-rae
223. Beloved – Toni Morrison
224. Anagrams – Lorrie Moore
225. Matigari – Ngugi Wa Thiong’o
226. Marya – Joyce Carol Oates
227. Watchmen – Alan Moore & David Gibbons
228. The Old Devils – Kingsley Amis
229. Lost Language of Cranes – David Leavitt
230. An Artist of the Floating World – Kazuo Ishiguro
231. Extinction – Thomas Bernhard
232. Foe – J.M. Coetzee
233. The Drowned and the Saved – Primo Levi
234. Reasons to Live – Amy Hempel
235. The Parable of the Blind – Gert Hofmann
236. Love in the Time of Cholera – Gabriel García Márquez
237. Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit – Jeanette Winterson
238. The Cider House Rules – John Irving
239. A Maggot – John Fowles
240. Less Than Zero – Bret Easton Ellis
241. Contact – Carl Sagan
242. The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
243. Perfume – Patrick Süskind
244. Old Masters – Thomas Bernhard
245. White Noise – Don DeLillo
246. Queer – William Burroughs
247. Hawksmoor – Peter Ackroyd
248. Legend – David Gemmell
249. Dictionary of the Khazars – Milorad Pavi?
250. The Bus Conductor Hines – James Kelman
251. The Year of the Death of Ricardo Reis – José Saramago
252. The Lover – Marguerite Duras
253. Empire of the Sun – J.G. Ballard
254. The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
255. Nights at the Circus – Angela Carter
256. The Unbearable Lightness of Being – Milan Kundera
257. Blood and Guts in High School – Kathy Acker
258. Neuromancer – William Gibson
259. Flaubert’s Parrot – Julian Barnes
260. Money: A Suicide Note – Martin Amis
261. Shame – Salman Rushdie
262. Worstward Ho – Samuel Beckett
263. Fools of Fortune – William Trevor
264. La Brava – Elmore Leonard
265. Waterland – Graham Swift
266. The Life and Times of Michael K – J.M. Coetzee
267. The Diary of Jane Somers – Doris Lessing
268. The Piano Teacher – Elfriede Jelinek
269. The Sorrow of Belgium – Hugo Claus
270. If Not Now, When? – Primo Levi
271. A Boy’s Own Story – Edmund White
272. The Color Purple – Alice Walker
273. Wittgenstein’s Nephew – Thomas Bernhard
274. A Pale View of Hills – Kazuo Ishiguro
275. Schindler’s Ark – Thomas Keneally
276. The House of the Spirits – Isabel Allende
277. The Newton Letter – John Banville
278. On the Black Hill – Bruce Chatwin
279. Concrete – Thomas Bernhard
280. The Names – Don DeLillo
281. Rabbit is Rich – John Updike
282. Lanark: A Life in Four Books – Alasdair Gray
283. The Comfort of Strangers – Ian McEwan
284. July’s People – Nadine Gordimer
285. Summer in Baden-Baden – Leonid Tsypkin
286. Broken April – Ismail Kadare
287. Waiting for the Barbarians – J.M. Coetzee
288. Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
289. Rites of Passage – William Golding
290. Rituals – Cees Nooteboom
291. Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
292. City Primeval – Elmore Leonard
293. The Name of the Rose – Umberto Eco
294. The Book of Laughter and Forgetting – Milan Kundera
295. Smiley’s People – John Le Carré
296. Shikasta – Doris Lessing
297. A Bend in the River – V.S. Naipaul
298. Burger’s Daughter - Nadine Gordimer
299. The Safety Net – Heinrich Böll
300. If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler – Italo Calvino
301. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
302. The Cement Garden – Ian McEwan
303. The World According to Garp – John Irving
304. Life: A User’s Manual – Georges Perec
305. The Sea, The Sea – Iris Murdoch
306. The Singapore Grip – J.G. Farrell
307. Yes – Thomas Bernhard
308. The Virgin in the Garden – A.S. Byatt
309. In the Heart of the Country – J.M. Coetzee
310. The Passion of New Eve – Angela Carter
311. Delta of Venus – Anaïs Nin
312. The Shining – Stephen King
313. Dispatches – Michael Herr
314. Petals of Blood – Ngugi Wa Thiong’o
315. Song of Solomon – Toni Morrison
316. The Hour of the Star – Clarice Lispector
317. The Left-Handed Woman – Peter Handke
318. Ratner’s Star – Don DeLillo
319. The Public Burning – Robert Coover
320. Interview With the Vampire – Anne Rice
321. Cutter and Bone – Newton Thornburg
322. Amateurs – Donald Barthelme
323. Patterns of Childhood – Christa Wolf
324. Autumn of the Patriarch – Gabriel García Márquez
325. W, or the Memory of Childhood – Georges Perec
326. A Dance to the Music of Time – Anthony Powell
327. Grimus – Salman Rushdie
328. The Dead Father – Donald Barthelme
329. Fateless – Imre Kertész
330. Willard and His Bowling Trophies – Richard Brautigan
331. High Rise – J.G. Ballard
332. Humboldt’s Gift – Saul Bellow
333. Dead Babies – Martin Amis
334. Correction – Thomas Bernhard
335. Ragtime – E.L. Doctorow
336. The Fan Man – William Kotzwinkle
337. Dusklands – J.M. Coetzee
338. The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum – Heinrich Böll
339. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy – John Le Carré
340. Breakfast of Champions – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
341. Fear of Flying – Erica Jong
342. A Question of Power – Bessie Head
343. The Siege of Krishnapur – J.G. Farrell
344. The Castle of Crossed Destinies – Italo Calvino
345. Crash – J.G. Ballard
346. The Honorary Consul – Graham Greene
347. Gravity’s Rainbow – Thomas Pynchon
348. The Black Prince – Iris Murdoch
349. Sula – Toni Morrison
350. Invisible Cities – Italo Calvino
351. The Breast – Philip Roth
352. The Summer Book – Tove Jansson
353. G – John Berger
354. Surfacing – Margaret Atwood
355. House Mother Normal – B.S. Johnson
356. In A Free State – V.S. Naipaul
357. The Book of Daniel – E.L. Doctorow
358. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas – Hunter S. Thompson
359. Group Portrait With Lady – Heinrich Böll
360. The Wild Boys – William Burroughs
361. Rabbit Redux – John Updike
362. The Sea of Fertility – Yukio Mishima
363. The Driver’s Seat – Muriel Spark
364. The Ogre – Michael Tournier
365. The Bluest Eye – Toni Morrison
366. Goalie’s Anxiety at the Penalty Kick – Peter Handke
367. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings – Maya Angelou
368. Mercier et Camier – Samuel Beckett
369. Troubles – J.G. Farrell
370. Jahrestage – Uwe Johnson
371. The Atrocity Exhibition – J.G. Ballard
372. Tent of Miracles – Jorge Amado
373. Pricksongs and Descants – Robert Coover
374. Blind Man With a Pistol – Chester Hines
375. Slaughterhouse-five – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
376. The French Lieutenant’s Woman – John Fowles
377. The Green Man – Kingsley Amis
378. Portnoy’s Complaint – Philip Roth
379. The Godfather – Mario Puzo
380. Ada – Vladimir Nabokov
381. Them – Joyce Carol Oates
382. A Void/Avoid – Georges Perec
383. Eva Trout – Elizabeth Bowen
384. Myra Breckinridge – Gore Vidal
385. The Nice and the Good – Iris Murdoch
386. Belle du Seigneur – Albert Cohen
387. Cancer Ward – Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn
388. The First Circle – Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn
389. 2001: A Space Odyssey – Arthur C. Clarke
390. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? – Philip K. Dick
391. Dark as the Grave Wherein My Friend is Laid – Malcolm Lowry
392. The German Lesson – Siegfried Lenz
393. In Watermelon Sugar – Richard Brautigan
394. A Kestrel for a Knave – Barry Hines
395. The Quest for Christa T. – Christa Wolf
396. Chocky – John Wyndham
397. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test – Tom Wolfe
398. The Cubs and Other Stories – Mario Vargas Llosa
399. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel García Márquez
400. The Master and Margarita – Mikhail Bulgakov
401. Pilgrimage – Dorothy Richardson
402. The Joke – Milan Kundera
403. No Laughing Matter – Angus Wilson
404. The Third Policeman – Flann O’Brien
405. A Man Asleep – Georges Perec
406. The Birds Fall Down – Rebecca West
407. Trawl – B.S. Johnson
408. In Cold Blood – Truman Capote
409. The Magus – John Fowles
410. The Vice-Consul – Marguerite Duras
411. Wide Sargasso Sea – Jean Rhys
412. Giles Goat-Boy – John Barth
413. The Crying of Lot 49 – Thomas Pynchon
414. Things – Georges Perec
415. The River Between – Ngugi wa Thiong’o
416. August is a Wicked Month – Edna O’Brien
417. God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater – Kurt Vonnegut
418. Everything That Rises Must Converge – Flannery O’Connor
419. The Passion According to G.H. – Clarice Lispector
420. Sometimes a Great Notion – Ken Kesey
421. Come Back, Dr. Caligari – Donald Bartholme
422. Albert Angelo – B.S. Johnson
423. Arrow of God – Chinua Achebe
424. The Ravishing of Lol V. Stein – Marguerite Duras
425. Herzog – Saul Bellow
426. V. – Thomas Pynchon
427. Cat’s Cradle – Kurt Vonnegut
428. The Graduate – Charles Webb
429. Manon des Sources – Marcel Pagnol
430. The Spy Who Came in from the Cold – John Le Carré
431. The Girls of Slender Means – Muriel Spark
432. Inside Mr. Enderby – Anthony Burgess
433. The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
434. One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich – Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn
435. The Collector – John Fowles
436. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest – Ken Kesey
437. A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess
438. Pale Fire – Vladimir Nabokov
439. The Drowned World – J.G. Ballard
440. The Golden Notebook – Doris Lessing
441. Labyrinths – Jorg Luis Borges
442. Girl With Green Eyes – Edna O’Brien
443. The Garden of the Finzi-Continis – Giorgio Bassani
444. Stranger in a Strange Land – Robert Heinlein
445. Franny and Zooey – J.D. Salinger
446. A Severed Head – Iris Murdoch
447. Faces in the Water – Janet Frame
448. Solaris – Stanislaw Lem
449. Cat and Mouse – Günter Grass
450. The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie – Muriel Spark
451. Catch-22 – Joseph Heller
452. The Violent Bear it Away – Flannery O’Connor
453. How It Is – Samuel Beckett
454. Our Ancestors – Italo Calvino
455. The Country Girls – Edna O’Brien
456. To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
457. Rabbit, Run – John Updike
458. Promise at Dawn – Romain Gary
459. Cider With Rosie – Laurie Lee
460. Billy Liar – Keith Waterhouse
461. Naked Lunch – William Burroughs
462. The Tin Drum – Günter Grass
463. Absolute Beginners – Colin MacInnes
464. Henderson the Rain King – Saul Bellow
465. Memento Mori – Muriel Spark
466. Billiards at Half-Past Nine – Heinrich Böll
467. Breakfast at Tiffany’s – Truman Capote
468. The Leopard – Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa
469. Pluck the Bud and Destroy the Offspring – Kenzaburo Oe
470. A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
471. The Bitter Glass – Eilís Dillon
472. Things Fall Apart – Chinua Achebe
473. Saturday Night and Sunday Morning – Alan Sillitoe
474. Mrs. ‘Arris Goes to Paris – Paul Gallico
475. Borstal Boy – Brendan Behan
476. The End of the Road – John Barth
477. The Once and Future King – T.H. White
478. The Bell – Iris Murdoch
479. Jealousy – Alain Robbe-Grillet
480. Voss – Patrick White
481. The Midwich Cuckoos – John Wyndham
482. Blue Noon – Georges Bataille
483. Homo Faber – Max Frisch
484. On the Road – Jack Kerouac
485. Pnin – Vladimir Nabokov
486. Doctor Zhivago – Boris Pasternak
487. The Wonderful “O” – James Thurber
488. Justine – Lawrence Durrell
489. Giovanni’s Room – James Baldwin
490. The Lonely Londoners – Sam Selvon
491. The Roots of Heaven – Romain Gary
492. Seize the Day – Saul Bellow
493. The Floating Opera – John Barth
494. The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien
495. The Talented Mr. Ripley – Patricia Highsmith
496. Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
497. A World of Love – Elizabeth Bowen
498. The Trusting and the Maimed – James Plunkett
499. The Quiet American – Graham Greene
500. The Last Temptation of Christ – Nikos Kazantzákis
501. The Recognitions – William Gaddis
502. The Ragazzi – Pier Paulo Pasolini
503. Bonjour Tristesse – Françoise Sagan
504. I’m Not Stiller – Max Frisch
505. Self Condemned – Wyndham Lewis
506. The Story of O – Pauline Réage
507. A Ghost at Noon – Alberto Moravia
508. Lord of the Flies – William Golding
509. Under the Net – Iris Murdoch
510. The Go-Between – L.P. Hartley
511. The Long Goodbye – Raymond Chandler
512. The Unnamable – Samuel Beckett
513. Watt – Samuel Beckett
514. Lucky Jim – Kingsley Amis
515. Junkie – William Burroughs
516. The Adventures of Augie March – Saul Bellow
517. Go Tell It on the Mountain – James Baldwin
518. Casino Royale – Ian Fleming
519. The Judge and His Hangman – Friedrich Dürrenmatt
520. Invisible Man – Ralph Ellison
521. The Old Man and the Sea – Ernest Hemingway
522. Wise Blood – Flannery O’Connor
523. The Killer Inside Me – Jim Thompson
524. Memoirs of Hadrian – Marguerite Yourcenar
525. Malone Dies – Samuel Beckett
526. Day of the Triffids – John Wyndham
527. Foundation – Isaac Asimov
528. The Opposing Shore – Julien Gracq
529. The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger
530. The Rebel – Albert Camus
531. Molloy – Samuel Beckett
532. The End of the Affair – Graham Greene
533. The Abbot C – Georges Bataille
534. The Labyrinth of Solitude – Octavio Paz
535. The Third Man – Graham Greene
536. The 13 Clocks – James Thurber
537. Gormenghast – Mervyn Peake
538. The Grass is Singing – Doris Lessing
539. I, Robot – Isaac Asimov
540. The Moon and the Bonfires – Cesare Pavese
541. The Garden Where the Brass Band Played – Simon Vestdijk
542. Love in a Cold Climate – Nancy Mitford
543. The Case of Comrade Tulayev – Victor Serge
544. The Heat of the Day – Elizabeth Bowen
545. Kingdom of This World – Alejo Carpentier
546. The Man With the Golden Arm – Nelson Algren
547. Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell
548. All About H. Hatterr – G.V. Desani
549. Disobedience – Alberto Moravia
550. Death Sentence – Maurice Blanchot
551. The Heart of the Matter – Graham Greene
552. Cry, the Beloved Country – Alan Paton
553. Doctor Faustus – Thomas Mann
554. The Victim – Saul Bellow
555. Exercises in Style – Raymond Queneau
556. If This Is a Man – Primo Levi
557. Under the Volcano – Malcolm Lowry
558. The Path to the Nest of Spiders – Italo Calvino
559. The Plague – Albert Camus
560. Back – Henry Green
561. Titus Groan – Mervyn Peake
562. The Bridge on the Drina – Ivo Andri?
563. Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
564. Animal Farm – George Orwell
565. Cannery Row – John Steinbeck
566. The Pursuit of Love – Nancy Mitford
567. Loving – Henry Green
568. Arcanum 17 – André Breton
569. Christ Stopped at Eboli – Carlo Levi
570. The Razor’s Edge – William Somerset Maugham
571. Transit – Anna Seghers
572. Ficciones – Jorge Luis Borges
573. Dangling Man – Saul Bellow
574. The Little Prince – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
575. Caught – Henry Green
576. The Glass Bead Game – Herman Hesse
577. Embers – Sandor Marai
578. Go Down, Moses – William Faulkner
579. The Outsider – Albert Camus
580. In Sicily – Elio Vittorini
581. The Poor Mouth – Flann O’Brien
582. The Living and the Dead – Patrick White
583. Hangover Square – Patrick Hamilton
584. Between the Acts – Virginia Woolf
585. The Hamlet – William Faulkner
586. Farewell My Lovely – Raymond Chandler
587. For Whom the Bell Tolls – Ernest Hemingway
588. Native Son – Richard Wright
589. The Power and the Glory – Graham Greene
590. The Tartar Steppe – Dino Buzzati
591. Party Going – Henry Green
592. The Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
593. Finnegans Wake – James Joyce
594. At Swim-Two-Birds – Flann O’Brien
595. Coming Up for Air – George Orwell
596. Goodbye to Berlin – Christopher Isherwood
597. Tropic of Capricorn – Henry Miller
598. Good Morning, Midnight – Jean Rhys
599. The Big Sleep – Raymond Chandler
600. After the Death of Don Juan – Sylvie Townsend Warner
601. Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day – Winifred Watson
602. Nausea – Jean-Paul Sartre
603. Rebecca – Daphne du Maurier
604. Cause for Alarm – Eric Ambler
605. Brighton Rock – Graham Greene
606. U.S.A. – John Dos Passos
607. Murphy – Samuel Beckett
608. Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
609. Their Eyes Were Watching God – Zora Neale Hurston
610. The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien
611. The Years – Virginia Woolf
612. In Parenthesis – David Jones
613. The Revenge for Love – Wyndham Lewis
614. Out of Africa – Isak Dineson (Karen Blixen)
615. To Have and Have Not – Ernest Hemingway
616. Summer Will Show – Sylvia Townsend Warner
617. Eyeless in Gaza – Aldous Huxley
618. The Thinking Reed – Rebecca West
619. Gone With the Wind – Margaret Mitchell
620. Keep the Aspidistra Flying – George Orwell
621. Wild Harbour – Ian MacPherson
622. Absalom, Absalom! – William Faulkner
623. At the Mountains of Madness – H.P. Lovecraft
624. Nightwood – Djuna Barnes
625. Independent People – Halldór Laxness
626. Auto-da-Fé – Elias Canetti
627. The Last of Mr. Norris – Christopher Isherwood
628. They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? – Horace McCoy
629. The House in Paris – Elizabeth Bowen
630. England Made Me – Graham Greene
631. Burmese Days – George Orwell
632. The Nine Tailors – Dorothy L. Sayers
633. Threepenny Novel – Bertolt Brecht
634. Novel With Cocaine – M. Ageyev
635. The Postman Always Rings Twice – James M. Cain
636. Tropic of Cancer – Henry Miller
637. A Handful of Dust – Evelyn Waugh
638. Tender is the Night – F. Scott Fitzgerald
639. Thank You, Jeeves – P.G. Wodehouse
640. Call it Sleep – Henry Roth
641. Miss Lonelyhearts – Nathanael West
642. Murder Must Advertise – Dorothy L. Sayers
643. The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas – Gertrude Stein
644. Testament of Youth – Vera Brittain
645. A Day Off – Storm Jameson
646. The Man Without Qualities – Robert Musil
647. A Scots Quair (Sunset Song) – Lewis Grassic Gibbon
648. Journey to the End of the Night – Louis-Ferdinand Céline
649. Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
650. Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
651. To the North – Elizabeth Bowen
652. The Thin Man – Dashiell Hammett
653. The Radetzky March – Joseph Roth
654. The Waves – Virginia Woolf
655. The Glass Key – Dashiell Hammett
656. Cakes and Ale – W. Somerset Maugham
657. The Apes of God – Wyndham Lewis
658. Her Privates We – Frederic Manning
659. Vile Bodies – Evelyn Waugh
660. The Maltese Falcon – Dashiell Hammett
661. Hebdomeros – Giorgio de Chirico
662. Passing – Nella Larsen
663. A Farewell to Arms – Ernest Hemingway
664. Red Harvest – Dashiell Hammett
665. Living – Henry Green
666. The Time of Indifference – Alberto Moravia
667. All Quiet on the Western Front – Erich Maria Remarque
668. Berlin Alexanderplatz – Alfred Döblin
669. The Last September – Elizabeth Bowen
670. Harriet Hume – Rebecca West
671. The Sound and the Fury – William Faulkner
672. Les Enfants Terribles – Jean Cocteau
673. Look Homeward, Angel – Thomas Wolfe
674. Story of the Eye – Georges Bataille
675. Orlando – Virginia Woolf
676. Lady Chatterley’s Lover – D.H. Lawrence
677. The Well of Loneliness – Radclyffe Hall
678. The Childermass – Wyndham Lewis
679. Quartet – Jean Rhys
680. Decline and Fall – Evelyn Waugh
681. Quicksand – Nella Larsen
682. Parade’s End – Ford Madox Ford
683. Nadja – André Breton
684. Steppenwolf – Herman Hesse
685. Remembrance of Things Past – Marcel Proust
686. To The Lighthouse – Virginia Woolf
687. Tarka the Otter – Henry Williamson
688. Amerika – Franz Kafka
689. The Sun Also Rises – Ernest Hemingway
690. Blindness – Henry Green
691. The Castle – Franz Kafka
692. The Good Soldier Švejk – Jaroslav Hašek
693. The Plumed Serpent – D.H. Lawrence
694. One, None and a Hundred Thousand – Luigi Pirandello
695. The Murder of Roger Ackroyd – Agatha Christie
696. The Making of Americans – Gertrude Stein
697. Manhattan Transfer – John Dos Passos
698. Mrs. Dalloway – Virginia Woolf
699. The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald
700. The Counterfeiters – André Gide
701. The Trial – Franz Kafka
702. The Artamonov Business – Maxim Gorky
703. The Professor’s House – Willa Cather
704. Billy Budd, Foretopman – Herman Melville
705. The Green Hat – Michael Arlen
706. The Magic Mountain – Thomas Mann
707. We – Yevgeny Zamyatin
708. A Passage to India – E.M. Forster
709. The Devil in the Flesh – Raymond Radiguet
710. Zeno’s Conscience – Italo Svevo
711. Cane – Jean Toomer
712. Antic Hay – Aldous Huxley
713. Amok – Stefan Zweig
714. The Garden Party – Katherine Mansfield
715. The Enormous Room – E.E. Cummings
716. Jacob’s Room – Virginia Woolf
717. Siddhartha – Herman Hesse
718. The Glimpses of the Moon – Edith Wharton
719. Life and Death of Harriett Frean – May Sinclair
720. The Last Days of Humanity – Karl Kraus
721. Aaron’s Rod – D.H. Lawrence
722. Babbitt – Sinclair Lewis
723. Ulysses – James Joyce
724. The Fox – D.H. Lawrence
725. Crome Yellow – Aldous Huxley
726. The Age of Innocence – Edith Wharton
727. Main Street – Sinclair Lewis
728. Women in Love – D.H. Lawrence
729. Night and Day – Virginia Woolf
730. Tarr – Wyndham Lewis
731. The Return of the Soldier – Rebecca West
732. The Shadow Line – Joseph Conrad
733. Summer – Edith Wharton
734. Growth of the Soil – Knut Hamsen
735. Bunner Sisters – Edith Wharton
736. A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man – James Joyce
737. Under Fire – Henri Barbusse
738. Rashomon – Akutagawa Ryunosuke
739. The Good Soldier – Ford Madox Ford
740. The Voyage Out – Virginia Woolf
741. Of Human Bondage – William Somerset Maugham
742. The Rainbow – D.H. Lawrence
743. The Thirty-Nine Steps – John Buchan
744. Kokoro – Natsume Soseki
745. Locus Solus – Raymond Roussel
746. Rosshalde – Herman Hesse
747. Tarzan of the Apes – Edgar Rice Burroughs
748. The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists – Robert Tressell
749. Sons and Lovers – D.H. Lawrence
750. Death in Venice – Thomas Mann
751. The Charwoman’s Daughter – James Stephens
752. Ethan Frome – Edith Wharton
753. Fantômas – Marcel Allain and Pierre Souvestre
754. Howards End – E.M. Forster
755. Impressions of Africa – Raymond Roussel
756. Three Lives – Gertrude Stein
757. Martin Eden – Jack London
758. Strait is the Gate – André Gide
759. Tono-Bungay – H.G. Wells
760. The Inferno – Henri Barbusse
761. A Room With a View – E.M. Forster
762. The Iron Heel – Jack London
763. The Old Wives’ Tale – Arnold Bennett
764. The House on the Borderland – William Hope Hodgson
765. Mother – Maxim Gorky
766. The Secret Agent – Joseph Conrad
767. The Jungle – Upton Sinclair
768. Young Törless – Robert Musil
769. The Forsyte Sage – John Galsworthy
770. The House of Mirth – Edith Wharton
771. Professor Unrat – Heinrich Mann
772. Where Angels Fear to Tread – E.M. Forster
773. Nostromo – Joseph Conrad
774. Hadrian the Seventh – Frederick Rolfe
775. The Golden Bowl – Henry James
776. The Ambassadors – Henry James
777. The Riddle of the Sands – Erskine Childers
778. The Immoralist – André Gide
779. The Wings of the Dove – Henry James
780. Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
781. The Hound of the Baskervilles – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
782. Buddenbrooks – Thomas Mann
783. Kim – Rudyard Kipling
784. Sister Carrie – Theodore Dreiser
785. Lord Jim – Joseph Conrad

1800s
786. Some Experiences of an Irish R.M. – Somerville and Ross
787. The Stechlin – Theodore Fontane
788. The Awakening – Kate Chopin
789. The Turn of the Screw – Henry James
790. The War of the Worlds – H.G. Wells
791. The Invisible Man – H.G. Wells
792. What Maisie Knew – Henry James
793. Fruits of the Earth – André Gide
794. Dracula – Bram Stoker
795. Quo Vadis – Henryk Sienkiewicz
796. The Island of Dr. Moreau – H.G. Wells
797. The Time Machine – H.G. Wells
798. Effi Briest – Theodore Fontane
799. Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
800. The Real Charlotte – Somerville and Ross
801. The Yellow Wallpaper – Charlotte Perkins Gilman
802. Born in Exile – George Gissing
803. Diary of a Nobody – George & Weedon Grossmith
804. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
805. News from Nowhere – William Morris
806. New Grub Street – George Gissing
807. Gösta Berling’s Saga – Selma Lagerlöf
808. Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
809. The Picture of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde
810. The Kreutzer Sonata – Leo Tolstoy
811. La Bête Humaine – Émile Zola
812. By the Open Sea – August Strindberg
813. Hunger – Knut Hamsun
814. The Master of Ballantrae – Robert Louis Stevenson
815. Pierre and Jean – Guy de Maupassant
816. Fortunata and Jacinta – Benito Pérez Galdés
817. The People of Hemsö – August Strindberg
818. The Woodlanders – Thomas Hardy
819. She – H. Rider Haggard
820. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde – Robert Louis Stevenson
821. The Mayor of Casterbridge – Thomas Hardy
822. Kidnapped – Robert Louis Stevenson
823. King Solomon’s Mines – H. Rider Haggard
824. Germinal – Émile Zola
825. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn – Mark Twain
826. Bel-Ami – Guy de Maupassant
827. Marius the Epicurean – Walter Pater
828. Against the Grain – Joris-Karl Huysmans
829. The Death of Ivan Ilyich – Leo Tolstoy
830. A Woman’s Life – Guy de Maupassant
831. Treasure Island – Robert Louis Stevenson
832. The House by the Medlar Tree – Giovanni Verga
833. The Portrait of a Lady – Henry James
834. Bouvard and Pécuchet – Gustave Flaubert
835. Ben-Hur – Lew Wallace
836. Nana – Émile Zola
837. The Brothers Karamazov – Fyodor Dostoevsky
838. The Red Room – August Strindberg
839. Return of the Native – Thomas Hardy
840. Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
841. Drunkard – Émile Zola
842. Virgin Soil – Ivan Turgenev
843. Daniel Deronda – George Eliot
844. The Hand of Ethelberta – Thomas Hardy
845. The Temptation of Saint Anthony – Gustave Flaubert
846. Far from the Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
847. The Enchanted Wanderer – Nicolai Leskov
848. Around the World in Eighty Days – Jules Verne
849. In a Glass Darkly – Sheridan Le Fanu
850. The Devils – Fyodor Dostoevsky
851. Erewhon – Samuel Butler
852. Spring Torrents – Ivan Turgenev
853. Middlemarch – George Eliot
854. Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There – Lewis Carroll
855. King Lear of the Steppes – Ivan Turgenev
856. He Knew He Was Right – Anthony Trollope
857. War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
858. Sentimental Education – Gustave Flaubert
859. Phineas Finn – Anthony Trollope
860. Maldoror – Comte de Lautréaumont
861. The Idiot – Fyodor Dostoevsky
862. The Moonstone – Wilkie Collins
863. Little Women – Louisa May Alcott
864. Thérèse Raquin – Émile Zola
865. The Last Chronicle of Barset – Anthony Trollope
866. Journey to the Centre of the Earth – Jules Verne
867. Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoevsky
868. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
869. Our Mutual Friend – Charles Dickens
870. Uncle Silas – Sheridan Le Fanu
871. Notes from the Underground – Fyodor Dostoevsky
872. The Water-Babies – Charles Kingsley
873. Les Misérables – Victor Hugo
874. Fathers and Sons – Ivan Turgenev
875. Silas Marner – George Eliot
876. Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
877. On the Eve – Ivan Turgenev
878. Castle Richmond – Anthony Trollope
879. The Mill on the Floss – George Eliot
880. The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
881. The Marble Faun – Nathaniel Hawthorne
882. Max Havelaar – Multatuli
883. A Tale of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
884. Oblomovka – Ivan Goncharov
885. Adam Bede – George Eliot
886. Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
887. North and South – Elizabeth Gaskell
888. Hard Times – Charles Dickens
889. Walden – Henry David Thoreau
890. Bleak House – Charles Dickens
891. Villette – Charlotte Brontë
892. Cranford – Elizabeth Gaskell
893. Uncle Tom’s Cabin; or, Life Among the Lonely – Harriet Beecher Stowe
894. The Blithedale Romance – Nathaniel Hawthorne
895. The House of the Seven Gables – Nathaniel Hawthorne
896. Moby-Dick – Herman Melville
897. The Scarlet Letter – Nathaniel Hawthorne
898. David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
899. Shirley – Charlotte Brontë
900. Mary Barton – Elizabeth Gaskell
901. The Tenant of Wildfell Hall – Anne Brontë
902. Wuthering Heights – Emily Brontë
903. Agnes Grey – Anne Brontë
904. Jane Eyre – Charlotte Brontë
905. Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
906. The Count of Monte-Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
907. La Reine Margot – Alexandre Dumas
908. The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
909. The Purloined Letter – Edgar Allan Poe
910. Martin Chuzzlewit – Charles Dickens
911. The Pit and the Pendulum – Edgar Allan Poe
912. Lost Illusions – Honoré de Balzac
913. A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
914. Dead Souls – Nikolay Gogol
915. The Charterhouse of Parma – Stendhal
916. The Fall of the House of Usher – Edgar Allan Poe
917. The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby – Charles Dickens
918. Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
919. The Nose – Nikolay Gogol
920. Le Père Goriot – Honoré de Balzac
921. Eugénie Grandet – Honoré de Balzac
922. The Hunchback of Notre Dame – Victor Hugo
923. The Red and the Black – Stendhal
924. The Betrothed – Alessandro Manzoni
925. Last of the Mohicans – James Fenimore Cooper
926. The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner – James Hogg
927. The Albigenses – Charles Robert Maturin
928. Melmoth the Wanderer – Charles Robert Maturin
929. The Monastery – Sir Walter Scott
930. Ivanhoe – Sir Walter Scott
931. Frankenstein – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
932. Northanger Abbey – Jane Austen
933. Persuasion – Jane Austen
934. Ormond – Maria Edgeworth
935. Rob Roy – Sir Walter Scott
936. Emma – Jane Austen
937. Mansfield Park – Jane Austen
938. Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
939. The Absentee – Maria Edgeworth
940. Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
941. Elective Affinities – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
942. Castle Rackrent – Maria Edgeworth

1700s
943. Hyperion – Friedrich Hölderlin
944. The Nun – Denis Diderot
945. Camilla – Fanny Burney
946. The Monk – M.G. Lewis
947. Wilhelm Meister’s Apprenticeship – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
948. The Mysteries of Udolpho – Ann Radcliffe
949. The Interesting Narrative – Olaudah Equiano
950. The Adventures of Caleb Williams – William Godwin
951. Justine – Marquis de Sade
952. Vathek – William Beckford
953. The 120 Days of Sodom – Marquis de Sade
954. Cecilia – Fanny Burney
955. Confessions – Jean-Jacques Rousseau
956. Dangerous Liaisons – Pierre Choderlos de Laclos
957. Reveries of a Solitary Walker – Jean-Jacques Rousseau
958. Evelina – Fanny Burney
959. The Sorrows of Young Werther – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
960. Humphrey Clinker – Tobias George Smollett
961. The Man of Feeling – Henry Mackenzie
962. A Sentimental Journey – Laurence Sterne
963. Tristram Shandy – Laurence Sterne
964. The Vicar of Wakefield – Oliver Goldsmith
965. The Castle of Otranto – Horace Walpole
966. Émile; or, On Education – Jean-Jacques Rousseau
967. Rameau’s Nephew – Denis Diderot
968. Julie; or, the New Eloise – Jean-Jacques Rousseau
969. Rasselas – Samuel Johnson
970. Candide – Voltaire
971. The Female Quixote – Charlotte Lennox
972. Amelia – Henry Fielding
973. Peregrine Pickle – Tobias George Smollett
974. Fanny Hill – John Cleland
975. Tom Jones – Henry Fielding
976. Roderick Random – Tobias George Smollett
977. Clarissa – Samuel Richardson
978. Pamela – Samuel Richardson
979. Jacques the Fatalist – Denis Diderot
980. Memoirs of Martinus Scriblerus – J. Arbuthnot, J. Gay, T. Parnell, A. Pope, J. Swift
981. Joseph Andrews – Henry Fielding
982. A Modest Proposal – Jonathan Swift
983. Gulliver’s Travels – Jonathan Swift
984. Roxana – Daniel Defoe
985. Moll Flanders – Daniel Defoe
986. Love in Excess – Eliza Haywood
987. Robinson Crusoe – Daniel Defoe
988. A Tale of a Tub – Jonathan Swift

Pre-1700
989. Oroonoko – Aphra Behn
990. The Princess of Clèves – Marie-Madelaine Pioche de Lavergne, Comtesse de La Fayette
991. The Pilgrim’s Progress – John Bunyan
992. Don Quixote – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
993. The Unfortunate Traveller – Thomas Nashe
994. Euphues: The Anatomy of Wit – John Lyly
995. Gargantua and Pantagruel – Françoise Rabelais
996. The Thousand and One Nights – Anonymous
997. The Golden Ass – Lucius Apuleius
998. Aithiopika – Heliodorus
999. Chaireas and Kallirhoe – Chariton
1000. Metamorphoses – Ovid
1001. Aesop’s Fables – Aesopus

The Jindo Moses Miracle

2008-05-20T22:34:00.000-07:00

This gets added to the list of things to do before I die.

This is slightly embarrassing

2008-05-20T21:58:00.000-07:00

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

1 of 2

2008-05-18T17:37:00.002-07:00

Hair:

What Shampoo brand do you use? Trader Joe's

What Conditioner do you use? same

Do you use a flat-iron daily? no

What styling products do you use? none

Do you prefer your hair to be up or down? up

Is your hair long or short? medium

Do you dye your hair? no

Do you use the same color, or do you experiment with other colors all the time? n/a

How often do you dye your hair? I don't

Face:

Do you wear make-up? no really

What brand of foundation do you wear? bare essentials

What brand of Mascara? E.L.F.

Do you wear eyeshadow? on occasion

What brand? E.L.F. or whatever

What color blush do you wear? I have no idea

What brand? No clue

Lip stick or lip gloss? chapstick

If the answer is gloss, what flavor? vanilla mint

What kind of cleanser do you use? ponds

Do you use the Biore pore strips? no

Nails:

Are your nails natural or fake? natural

Long or short? short

What color do you normally paint your nails? I can't stand to have nail polish on my fingernails

Do you get manicures often? I think I got one once

What about pedicures? LOVE. THEM.

Do you paint your toenails? sure

What color? anything, usually slightly odd colors in summer (blue, green, yellow)

Clothes:

What is your normal style? I have no clue, I misplaced my girly nature about 15 years ago and have not managed to find her again... but I am actively searching.

What is your favorite brand of clothes? I really don't have a favorite

Where do you normally shop for clothes? TJ Maxx, Last Chance, Outlets, where-ever.

Do you like to dress up, or are you more casual? I like to dress up, I don't think I am good at it though.

Do you wear a belt with all of your pants? rarely

Do you like flared leg pants? meh

Do you wear shorts in the summer? yes

How about tank tops? yes

How many pairs of jeans do you own? 3 I think

Shoes:

How many pairs of shoes do you have? about 20

Would you wear a pair of shoes that hurt your feet because they are too cute not to wear? maybe

Are you a flip-flop lover? I'm a flip-flop liker

What about stilletos? yes

What size shoe do you wear? 8 1/2 to 10 depending on the shoe

Do you own a lot of dressy shoes? yes

Do you own any Mary-Janes? no

Accessories:

What is your favorite accessory? a have this scarf I love

Do you have a lot of jewelry? some

How many pairs of sunglasses do you own? 1

Don't you just love the big sunglasses? meh

Do you wear earrings daily? I wear one ear ring on my left lobe daily, occasionally will I put on a pair of them though

What about necklaces? once or twice a week

Rings? my wedding ring, my grandmothers wedding ring and what I call my Euuropean right hand wedding ring every day

Bracelets? once in a blue moon

How many watches do you own? 1

Do you wear a watch daily? yes

How many purses do you have? 5 or so

Do you switch purses often? no

Does your wallet have to match your purse? no

Are your purses the huge ones, or are they smaller? on the large size but not ginormous.

Unmentionables:

Do you buy the frilly, girly underwear, or plain cotton ones? both

How do you feel about thongs? I don't

Does your bra HAVE to match your undies? no

How many bras do you have? 5

How many pairs of panties do you own? 20

What about socks, how many pairs? 20

Do you wear different colored socks, or do you prefer plain white? I wear either

2 of 2

2008-05-18T17:13:00.002-07:00

1. What bill do you hate paying the most? water

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? Dinner? romantic... a looong time ago.

3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to? yeah

4. Do you own a guitar? not anymore

5. Name of your first grade teacher? Frau Bettina

6. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? nope

7. Do you own a piggy bank shaped like a pig? Squink does

8. How many colleges did you attend? 4

9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? it was on sale for $5

10. What are your thoughts on gas prices? it sucks

11. Do you shower facing the shower head or with your back to it? both, how else would I be able to wash my back.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? Good morning

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night? now, where was I (in my book, I lost the page I was on)

14. Do you have anything in your pockets right now? no

15. How many windows are open on your computer? 1 window, 4 tabs

16. What errand/chore do you despise? cleaning

17. If you didnt have to work, would you volunteer? yes, but I do both

18. Get up early or sleep in? depends on when I went to bed

19. What is your favorite cartoon character? Tin tin or Hong Kong Phooey

20. Who was the last text you received from? Anne

21. Are you a daydreamer? yes

22. When did you first start feeling old? when I was three

23. Favorite 80s movie? as Anne said "sixteen candles because Jake Ryan's in it"

24. Your favorite lunch meat? Roast Beef

25. What do you get every time you go into Costco? go-gurts

26. Beach or lake? either

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? no

28. Do you own property? yes

29. Favorite guilty pleasure? dark chocolate

30. Favorite movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about? Me too, me Too!!!! "Xanadu"

31. Whats your drink at the bar? whiskey sour or mojito

32. Cowboys or Indians? renegade

33. Are you sarcastic? not as much as I would like

34. Are you shy? yes

35. In the past week have you gotten sick? nope

36. Norm or Cliff from Cheers?. both, and yet neither.

37. In the past week, have you felt stupid? oh, hell yeah!

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back? High School

39. In the past week have you gotten your hair cut? no time, ever.

40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with? E. O. Wilson

41. Indoors or Outdoors? Indoors

42. Be honest, do you buy the cheap or expensive toilet paper? expensive

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose? no

44. Last book you read for real? JOnathan Strange and Mr. Norrell

45. Has someone disappointed you recently? yes

46. What was the last movie you watched? movie? I have heard of those.

47. Somewhere in California you have never been and would like to go? Fresno

48. Have you been outside the USA? yes

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship? new career

50. Just how OLD are you? old enough to be moving into a new "age bracket" this year.

2008-05-13T22:49:00.000-07:00

Your IQ Is 130

Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

from whatever

2008-05-11T22:37:00.002-07:00

Blair's Random Movie Quote:

'Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.'

- Scarlett O’Hara, Gone with the Wind

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

You fit in with: Humanism 20% scientific. 60% reason-oriented.
	Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live.
Take This Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

hip hip hooray

2008-05-07T21:34:00.002-07:00

Have you ever made out with someone you weren't dating? yes

Is there a difference between the word 'best friend' and 'friend'? yes

Has anybody on your top ever admitted to liking you? nope

Do you miss anyone? yes

Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone? everyday

When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug? today

Who is your celebrity crush? sigh... harry dean stanton? flash gordon?

Can you touch your toes? yes

Do you know anybody who was abused? yes

Do you take walks often? no

Is silence really golden? yes

Do you have any interesting tattoos/piercings? yep

Are you afraid to grow up? no

Who were you with last night? Squink and schatz

Can you count past 100? yes

What language do you want to learn? German

Any upcoming vacations? no

If you had to marry someone on your top, who would it be? Anne

Do you care what people think of you? no

Would you call yourself smart? yes

Do you like to read? yes

Have you ever touched an elephant? yes

Plans for tomorrow? work

Confessions:

Is anything wrong? i am too full

Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? yes

Would you date anyone on your top friends? yes

Do you have a good relationship with your parent(s)? about half so

What did you do for your last birthday? slept in

What were you doing at midnight last night? taking Squink to the potty

Name something you CANNOT wait for? the Indiana Jones mvie to come out.

What's your favorite season? fall

Have you ever talked to Tom? The Tom or any Tom?

Last thing you ate/drank? Gazpacho and a blackberry mojito

Have you ever ran with scissors? yes

Who’s making you feel the way you are right now? I feel full, so I am making myself feel that way?

Most visited web page? ioogle

Coke or Pepsi? pepsi

Looking forward to something this weekend? mothers day

How many siblings do you have? 1+2

Do you have any pets? cat

What's your favorite number? 12 and/or 2

What are you watching right now? charlie and lola

Do you know how to swim? yes

Is good grammar attractive? yes

Friend confessions:

Are you jealous of one or more of your friends? no

Have you known any of your friends your whole life? no

Are any of your friends taller than you? no

Have you ever been ditched by a friend? yes

Where do your friends live? everywhere

Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number? yes

Have you been to most of your friends house? yes

Love confessions:

Do you currently like someone? yes

Do you get bored of your girlfriend/boyfriend easily? yes

Has one of your crushes ever called you self centered before? yes

Personal opinion confessions:

Who do you want for President? Pedro

Do you think abortions are horrible? not really

Needles aren't so horrible? this is not a question

You have plenty of secrets that you share with...? random strangers

Other confessions:

Do you enjoy drama? yes, if it is other peoples and I only have to watch and not participate

Who was the last person that said "i love you" to you? Schatz

For my dear friend "More or Less"

2008-05-06T18:50:00.001-07:00

If Wikipedia says so, is it true?

2008-04-23T15:38:00.001-07:00

A blog (an abridgment of the term web log) is a website, usually maintained by an individual, with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse chronological order. "Blog" can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog.

TYS

imdb meme

2008-03-30T21:02:00.002-07:00

Take imdb.com's top 250 movies of all time and pick out the ones you've seen (bold). I have seen about half...

1. The Godfather (1972)
2. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
3. The Godfather: Part II (1974)
4. Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966)
5. Pulp Fiction (1994)
6. Schindler's List (1993)
7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
8. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
9. Casablanca (1942)
10. Shichinin no samurai (1954)
11. Star Wars (1977)
12. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
13. 12 Angry Men (1957)
14. Rear Window (1954)
15. Goodfellas (1990)
16. Cidade de Deus (2002)
17. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
18. C'era una volta il West (1968)
19. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
20. The Usual Suspects (1995)
21. Psycho (1960)
22. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
23. Fight Club (1999)
24. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
25. Citizen Kane (1941)
26. North by Northwest (1959)
27. Memento (2000)
28. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
29. Sunset Blvd. (1950)
30. It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
31. The Matrix (1999)
32. Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
33. Se7en (1995)
34. Apocalypse Now (1979)
35. Taxi Driver (1976)
36. American Beauty (1999)
37. Léon (1994)
38. Vertigo (1958)
39. There Will Be Blood (2007)
40. Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001)
41. American History X (1998)
42. The Departed (2006)
43. Paths of Glory (1957)
44. M (1931)
45. No Country for Old Men (2007)
46. To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
47. The Third Man (1949)
48. Chinatown (1974)
49. Leben der Anderen, Das (2006)
50. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
51. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
52. Alien (1979)
53. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
54. The Shining (1980)
55. Laberinto del fauno, El (2006)
56. The Pianist (2002)
57. Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001)
58. Double Indemnity (1944)
59. Forrest Gump (1994)
60. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
61. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
62. L.A. Confidential (1997)
63. The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
64. Boot, Das (1981)
65. Requiem for a Dream (2000)
66. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
67. Untergang, Der (2004)
68. Aliens (1986)
69. The Maltese Falcon (1941)
70. Raging Bull (1980)
71. Rashômon (1950)
72. Metropolis (1927)
73. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
74. Modern Times (1936)
75. Singin' in the Rain (1952)
76. Hotel Rwanda (2004)
77. Rebecca (1940)
78. Sin City (2005)
79. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
80. All About Eve (1950)
81. Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957)
82. Some Like It Hot (1959)
83. City Lights (1931)
84. Amadeus (1984)
85. Vita è bella, La (1997)
86. On the Waterfront (1954)
87. The Great Escape (1963)
88. Touch of Evil (1958)
89. The Prestige (2006)
90. The Elephant Man (1980)
91. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
92. Jaws (1975)
93. The Sting (1973)
94. Nuovo cinema Paradiso (1988)
95. Once Upon a Time in America (1984)
96. The Apartment (1960)
97. The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
98. Braveheart (1995)
99. The Great Dictator (1940)
100. Blade Runner (1982)
101. Strangers on a Train (1951)
102. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
103. Batman Begins (2005)
104. Ladri di biciclette (1948)
105. High Noon (1952)
106. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
107. The Big Sleep (1946)
108. Notorious (1946)
109. Salaire de la peur, Le (1953)
110. Back to the Future (1985)
111. The Wizard of Oz (1939)
112. Oldboy (2003)
113. Ran (1985)
114. Fargo (1996)
115. Unforgiven (1992)
116. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
117. Donnie Darko (2001)
118. Mononoke-hime (1997)
119. Cool Hand Luke (1967)
120. Ratatouille (2007)
121. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
122. Per qualche dollaro in più (1965)
123. Yojimbo (1961)
124. The Green Mile (1999)
125. Million Dollar Baby (2004)
126. The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
127. Gladiator (2000)
128. Notti di Cabiria, Le (1957)
129. Into the Wild (2007)
130. Die Hard (1988)
131. Annie Hall (1977)
132. Battaglia di Algeri, La (1966)
133. Ben-Hur (1959)
134. The Deer Hunter (1978)
135. It Happened One Night (1934)
136. The Sixth Sense (1999)
137. Platoon (1986)
138. The General (1927)
139. Life of Brian (1979)
140. Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949)
141. The Killing (1956)
142. Smultronstället (1957)
143. Amores perros (2000)
144. Diaboliques, Les (1955)
145. Finding Nemo (2003)
146. The Incredibles (2004)
147. V for Vendetta (2005)
148. Brief Encounter (1945)
149. Heat (1995)
150. The Wild Bunch (1969)
151. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
152. Children of Men (2006)
153. The Graduate (1967)
154. The Princess Bride (1987)
155. 8½ (1963)
156. Judgment at Nuremberg (1961)
157. Letters from Iwo Jima (2006)
158. The Big Lebowski (1998)
159. The Night of the Hunter (1955)
160. Juno (2007)
161. Stand by Me (1986)
162. Crash (2004)
163. Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
164. Gandhi (1982)
165. Shadow of a Doubt (1943)
166. The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
167. Snatch. (2000)
168. Harvey (1950)
169. Witness for the Prosecution (1957)
170. The Thing (1982)
171. Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
172. The African Queen (1951)
173. Trainspotting (1996)
174. The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
175. Gone with the Wind (1939)
176. The Gold Rush (1925)
177. Groundhog Day (1993)
178. Wo hu cang long (2000)
179. Belle et la bête, La (1946)
180. Scarface (1983)
181. Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
182. The Conversation (1974)
183. Patton (1970)
184. Duck Soup (1933)
185. American Gangster (2007)
186. Toy Story (1995)
187. Twelve Monkeys (1995)
188. Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922)
189. The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)
190. The Terminator (1984)
191. Sleuth (1972)
192. Cabinet des Dr. Caligari., Das (1920)
193. Umberto D. (1952)
194. Stalker (1979)
195. The Hustler (1961)
196. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
197. Glory (1989)
198. Ed Wood (1994)
199. King Kong (1933)
200. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
201. The Lion King (1994)
202. The Exorcist (1973)
203. Hotaru no haka (1988)
204. The Lost Weekend (1945)
205. Spartacus (1960)
206. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
207. All Quiet on the Western Front (1930)
208. Grindhouse (2007)
209. The Ox-Bow Incident (1943)
210. The Lady Vanishes (1938)
211. Magnolia (1999)
212. Stalag 17 (1953)
213. Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927)
214. In the Heat of the Night (1967)
215. The Philadelphia Story (1940)
216. Lola rennt (1998)
217. Frankenstein (1931)
218. Big Fish (2003)
219. Casino (1995)
220. Out of the Past (1947)
221. Rosemary's Baby (1968)
222. Anatomy of a Murder (1959)
223. Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
224. Mystic River (2003)
225. Once (2006)
226.Toy Story 2 (1999)
227. Du rififi chez les hommes (1955)
228. A Christmas Story (1983)
229. 3:10 to Yuma (2007)
230. Ikiru (1952)
231. Dial M for Murder (1954)
232. Hot Fuzz (2007)
233. Manhattan (1979)
234. Young Frankenstein (1974)
235. Mou gaan dou (2002)
236. Rope (1948)
237. A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
238. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)
239. Roman Holiday (1953)
240. In Cold Blood (1967)
241. Shaun of the Dead (2004)
242. Strada, La (1954)
243. His Girl Friday (1940)
244. Ying xiong (2002)
245. Harold and Maude (1971)
246. Quatre cents coups, Les (1959)
247. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
248. The Searchers (1956)
249. Barry Lyndon (1975)
250. Haine, La (1995)

stealing from the Joneses (whatever)

2008-03-30T15:40:00.003-07:00

True or False Survey

Take this survey

I wear perfume or cologne daily: False

I have a calendar in my room: False

I screen my phone calls: sometimes

I have had my wisdom teeth removed: True

I have driven a mini-van: False

I own a video camera: False

I have alergies: sometimes, to a lot of dust

I am an only child: False

I am afriad of clowns: I think clowns are stupid, but I am not afraid of them

I subscribe to Cosmopolitan Magazine: False

I take a daily vitamin: False

I have too many credit cards: False

I have painted my bedroom: True

I have worn hand-me-down clothes: True

I have broken a bone: True

I play video games: sometimes

I have been in a submarine: True

I have been to Disney: True

I have an opinion about Britney Spears: True

I am an aunt/uncle: True

I have a scar on my knee: True

I am currently on medication: False

I text more than I call people: False

I have been a bridesmaid/groomsmen: True

I am married: True

I have had a supprise birthday party: False

I drink coffee: True

I watch American Idol: False

I have been to Washington DC: True

I have been on a diet: True

I have gotten into a car accident: True

CLICK HERE TO TAKE THIS SURVEY!

1. First thing you wash in the shower? my face

2. What color is your favorite hoodie? I don't own a hoodie

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? yes

4.Do you plan outfits? rarely

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? content

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? a pirate bandana

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? aim

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? Uhm, don't recall

9. Did you meet anybody new today? nope

10. What are you craving right now? bread

11. Do you floss? I try for once a day

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? saurkraut

13. When was the last time you talked on aim? last Monday

14. Are you emotional? sadly, yes.

15. Would you dance to the taco song? I don;t even know what that is

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? yes

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? lick

18. Do you like your hair? yes

19. Do you like yourself? yes

20. Have you ever met a celebrity? yes

21. Do you like cottage cheese? yes, with balsamic vinegar

22. What are you listening to right now? The wizards of waverly place

23. How many countries have you visited? 18% of the world according to my facebook profile thingy that tracks this

24. Are your parents strict? yes

25. Would you go sky diving? no

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? yes

27. Would you throw potatoes at him? no

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? the wiring?

29. Have you ever been in a castle? yes

30. Do you rent movies often? nope

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class? next

32. Have you made a prank phone call? yes, ages ago

33. Do you own a gun? no

34. Can you count backwards from 74? yes

35. Who are you going to be with tonight? my husband, son and mother

36. Brown or white eggs? both

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? don't know

38. Ever been on a train? yes

39. Ever been in love? yes

40. Do you have a cell-phone? yes

41. Are you too forgiving? no

42. Do you use chap stick? sure

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?

44. Can you use chop sticks? yes

45. Ever have cream puffs? yes

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? no

47. What was the last question you asked? "What did he do to turn blue?"

48. What was the last CD you bought? "Johnny Cash"

49. Boys or girls? next

50. What is your bus number for school?

51. Is your hair curly? no

52. Last time you cried? Watching a documentary from the holocaust

53. Ever walked into a wall? yes

54. Do looks matter? no

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? no

56. Have you ever slapped someone? yes

57. Favorite time of the year? fall, and any rainy season

58. Favorite color? orange

59. Are you sarcastic? not as much as I wish I were

60. Do you have any tattoos? yes

61. The last person you held hands with? Squink

62. Do you sleep with the TV on? no

63. Where was your default picture taken at? it isn't a picture but a drawing

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? no

65. Do you like your life right now? yes

66. How often do you talk on the phone? rarely

67. What is your favorite animal? naked mole rat

68. What was the most recent thing you bought? brunch today

69. Do you have good vision? not anymore

70. Can you hula hoop? yes

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? what were they cheating at?

72. Do you have a job? yes

73. Can you handle the truth? yes

74. What are you wearing? clothing

75. Have you ever crawled through a window? yes

In and Around your space

1. DO YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE OR AN APARTMENT? house

2. WOULD YOU SAY IT IS BIG OR SMALL? big

3. DO YOU HAVE A WELCOME MAT? yes

4. DOES IT SAY SOMETHING? I don't know

5. DO YOU HAVE A DISHWASHER OR DO YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR DISHES BY HAND? dishwasher

6. HOW MANY PLANTS DO YOU HAVE INSIDE? two

7. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE THAT YOU PUT YOUR KEYS? I do, my husband doesn't

8. IS YOUR REFIGERATOR STOCKED WITH ANYTHING? too much go-gurts

9. WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR BREAD? fridge or counter

10. IS YOUR BATHROOM CLEAN? define clean?

11. WHAT IS YOUR BATHROOM'S THEME? I have no idea

12. HOW MANY RUGS DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR DWELLING SPACE? 2

13. DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORS? no

14. IF SO DO YOU GET ALONG WITH THEM? sure

15. ARE THERE ANY STRAY CATS AROUND? too many

16. DO YOU HAVE A DVD PLAYER IN YOUR BEDROOM? no

17. WHICH ROOM WOULD YOU SAY YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME IN? the office

18. DO YOU HAVE A POOL OR JACUZZI WHERE YOU LIVE? yes, it used to be both, just a pool now

19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DVD THAT YOU OWN? hmm.. no idea

20. HOW ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CD THAT YOU OWN? no idea

21. WHERE IS YOUR STEREO OR RADIO LOCATED IN YOUR HOME? in teh hall on the mantle

22. DO YOU HAVE A COFFEE MAKER? yes

23. DO YOU HAVE AN AREA DESIGNATED FOR ALCOHOL? I have several

24. HOW MANY TELEVISIONS DO YOU HAVE? 1

25. DO YOU HAVE STAIRS? yes

26. WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALLS? paintings

27. WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR TOOTHPASTE? on teh counter

28. DO YOU HAVE A DEN OR AN OFFICE? an office

29. DO YOU LIVE CLOSE TO ANY STORES? yes

30. DO YOU HAVE A WALK IN CLOSET AND IF NOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE ONE? yes, I would like to have a walk in closet, though I am close enough I suppose

31. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HANGING FROM THE CEILING? a light and or a fan

32. DOES YOUR KITCHEN HAVE A THEME? art-craptastic (not my choosing)

33. IS IT A PAIN TO DUST YOUR LIVING SPACE? not really

34. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? a floor, maybe a pacifier and some books

35. DO YOU HAVE A GAME SYSTEM? no

36. HOW MANY TELEPHONES ARE IN YOUR HOME? 4

37. DO YOU HAVE A FIREPLACE AND IF SO DO YOU USE IT OFTEN? yes and yes

38. WHAT KIND OF MICROWAVE DO YOU HAVE? built in in the dumb-waiter

39. DO YOU HAVE ANY FIGURINES OF ANGELS AROUND? yes, next to a gnome, a buddha and woman, Our Lady and a pineapple.

40. DO YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE BLINDS OR CURTAINS OR KEEP THEM SHUT? depends on my mood

My 99 Truths!

TAKE THIS SURVEY!

About Me

1. real name: blair

2. like it: yes

3. single or taken: taken

4. zodiac sign: sagitarrius

5. male or female: female

6. age: 39

7. height: 5 feet 11 inches

8. lucky number: 2

9. eye color: hazel

10. hair color: brown

11. long or short: medium, prefer it long though

12. marital status: married

13. are you a health freak: not even close

14. height: tall

15. do you have a crush on someone: Schatz

16. do you like yourself: yes

17. piercings: yes

18. tattoos: yes

19. righty or lefty: ambi

20. fav color: orange

21. least fav color: purple

FIRSTS

22. first kiss: I don't remember

23. first piercing: I was 3 days old

24. first best friend: Isabel

25. first award: tallest girl

26. first sport: soccer

27. first pet: a dog

28. first vacation: the US

29. first car: a chevette

30. first crush: Scott in 5th grade

CURRENTLY

31. what time is it: 4

32. where are you: home

33. wish: for Squink to sleep

34. about to: make him go to bed

35. listening to: him talking about snow

36. waiting for: this to be done

37. wearing: clothing

38. annoyed about: surveys

39. eating: nothing

40. drinking: nothing

FUTURE

41. want kids?: yes

42. want to get married?: already married

43. careers in mind?: MD

44. dream car?: an old convertible cadillac, pink with cowhide interior and 6 kids

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX

45. lips or eyes?: both

46. hugs or kisses: both

47. shorter or taller: doesn't matter

48. tan skinned or light: doesn't matter

49. romantic or spontaneous: both

50. dark or light hair: either

51. built, fat, muscular, skinny, or normal: either

52. hook up or relationship: relationship

53. similar to you or different: different

54. trouble maker or hesitant: both

HAVE YOU EVER

55. kissed a stranger: yes

56. drank bubbles: inchampagne, duh

57. ate a crayon: probably

58. lost glasses/contacts: yes

59. climbed up a tree: yes

60. broken someone's heart: probably

61. been arrested: no

62. turned someone down: yes

63. cried when someone died: yes

64. liked a friend as more than a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

65. yourself: yes

66. miracles: yes

67. ghosts: yes

68. love at first sight: yes

69. santa clause: clause? lol

70. heaven and hell: not really

71. kissing on the first date: sure

72. God: define God

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

73. Is there one person you want to be with right now? yes

74. Who is it? my son

75. Do you kiss on the first date? yes

76. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? yes

77. Last time you flossed? this morning

78. Last time checked for STDs? Uhm, what is this?

79. Fart in public? LOL

80. Flirt with your friends boyfriend or girlfriend? yes

81. Cheat on a partner? nope

82. Whats under your bed? a pacifier and some books

83. Last time you cleaned your toilet? Wednesday

84. Ever sprout hairs on your chin? sigh, yes

85. Does the carpet match the curtains? no curtains

86. Last kiss? this morning

87. Last booty call? excuse me

88. 7th text received? I am finding a place to park - I am close

89. 4th missed call? I don't know

90. Last comment received? never had one on my space

91. Sleep with a stuffed animal? not now

92. Last time you cried? last week

93. Pee in pools? no

94. Ever stolen something? when I was little and stupid

95. Ever drink milk from the carton? yes

96. Mad at anyone? no

97. Ever rock a mullet? no

98. Last tuxedo worn? never

99. Last video game played this second with Squink

CLICK HERE TO TAKE THIS SURVEY!

More MySpace Surveys @ MySpaceBulletins.com

You Are a Newborn Soul

You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance.

On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others.

You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative.

Nonconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you.

Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter.

You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything.

You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships.

Impulsive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily.

Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

wearing this color today

What Your Black Outfit Means

You're a sophisticated woman with big city taste.

You have a strong creative force - even if you don't wear the boldest clothes.

You tend to intimidate people. But the right guy won't be intimidated by you!

Designer match: Dolce & Gabbana

Signature accessory: Gold framed sunglasses

How Your Favorite Outfit Tells What Kind of Girl You Are

favorite color

What Your Orange Outfit Means

Unconventional and flashy, you will wear almost anything once.

You life for fashion - and you have the credit card bills to prove it.

Your look always turns heads, but you often look too good to approach.

Designer match: Roberto Cavalli

Signature accessory: Thousand dollar sandals that belong in a museum

How Your Favorite Outfit Tells What Kind of Girl You Are

thse are not sunflowers:

What These Sunflowers Say About You

You are a truly warm person with amazing bursts of energy.

You bring happiness to everyone around you, and you are adored by many.

You're bright, bold, and cheery. You nourish friends you with your optimism.

What Do The Flowers You Pick Say About You?

phew, I am all done!

pretend

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I used to pretend that I was this little girl.

and this one in the foreground.

I have no idea why?

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see more hipster robot webcomics and pixel t-shirts

Pork goes with everything

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via chefs gone wild
Weebls are the original source.
Squink dances to this when from the weebls site (endless loop). So do I.

Because I want, no I need, a reason to love Finland

2008-03-25T11:07:00.003-07:00

I found this video below here who got it from here.

Wow, one never knows where the internets will take them do they?

It speaks highly for The Red Army Choir as well.

This is akin to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing with a band like the Butthole Surfers, dontcha' think?

this just makes me happy

2008-03-20T07:34:00.001-07:00

see more crazy cat pics

photo meme

2008-03-19T18:31:00.002-07:00

Which I got from Jodi who got it from Hilly.

Here’s how it works:
1. Go to www.photobucket.com
2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box
3. Use only the first page (I translated this rather loosely)
4. Insert the picture into your Blog

1.) What is your relationship status?

2.) What is your current mood?

3.) Who is your favorite band/artist? (Like Jodi I don't have just one, so I picked the first to show up in iTunes)

4.) What is your favorite movie?

5.) What kind of pet do you have?

6.) Where do you live?

7.) Where do you work?

8.) What do you look like?

9.) What do you drive?

10.) What did you do last night?

11.) What is your favorite TV show?

12.) Describe yourself.

13.) What are you doing today?

14.) What is your name?

15.) What is your favorite candy?

A science quiz

2008-03-18T08:35:00.000-07:00

via Jordana.

3 freaking surveys!

2008-03-16T15:04:00.002-07:00

Three surveys from myspace, stolen from whatever.

Do you call anyone babe? hell no, but my dad uses it all the time and it drives me nuts...

Whose car were you last in? My mom's car

When is the next time you will kiss someone? in about two hours after a Squink wakes up from a nap

What color shirt are you wearing? black acetate

Are you a nice person? sometimes, more often than not, I suppose I am.

Last thing you drank? water

Where did you sleep last night? In my bed.

Are you happy right now? Yes.

What did you say last? Go to bed NOW!

Where is your phone? somewhere, maybe on the charger.

What was the last museum you went to? Phoenix Art Museum.

What color are your eyes? the hazelest of greens and blues with some brown.

What was the highlight of your week? It was a crappy week, so no comment... wait, getting nice emails from some people I know.

What is your favorite store? Target?

Who/what do you hate currently? disease and floods

If you could have one person right now with you who would it be? my schatz and my mom and my squink.

Do you get the recommended eight hours of sleep a night? rarely

Who makes you happiest right now? Squink

What will you be doing at midnight tonight? Sleeping soundly I hope.

What's for dinner tonight? steak?

When is your birthday? December

Who was the last person to send you a text message? Anne.

How do you feel about your hair right now? It needs to grow faster.

Are you an only child or do you have siblings? I have siblets.

What was the first thing you did when you woke up? got out of bed.

Do you have T-Mobile? Nope

What kind of guy/girl do you usually fall for? same as whatever "Geek-ee do gooder types".

Do you have any talents? Yes, mostly hidden.. but I am still able to put my legs behind my neck.

Have you ever been in a wedding? Yes, and the last one I took more seriously than the bride did.

Did you take a nap today? No.

Ever met someone famous? Define famous? if you mean a burden on society that earns too much money acting then I have met a few. Someone who really changed the world we live in... nope.

Do you want to be famous one day? No way

Are you multitasking right now?No, thank goodness

Do you believe in Karma?Absolutely.

If you're female, what color are your nails right now? No color on them ay'tall

Favorite tv show? Dexter and Eli Stone.

Ever been to Las Vegas? Once

Ever been to Disneyland/world? Both

Do you have a favorite cartoon character? Tintin

Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? Called someone I did not really want to talk to.

Last time you were sick? A month ago, bronchitis.

Do you like anyone right now? Sure.

What do you think about the person posted this before you? She is fun and totally RAWKS!

On to the next one…..

Name: Blair

Occupation: human

Sex: female

Phobias: Heights, being stabbed to death.

Tattoos: 1

Piercings: 3 in my ears.

Favorite Color: Orange.

Holiday: Halloween and Thanksgiving

Wanting to visit: everywhere, really!

Do you cook or eat out: Eat out, I hate doing dishes though I love to cook.

One thing you love more than anything: Squink, Schatz and mom

One thing you hate more than anything: greed.

The worst job to have: pig slaughterer

Best concert: Sha-na-na, really!

Who would you like to see in concert: Liberace.

Lyrics that you live by: (ignored)

Religion: humanist, though this online quiz thing said I am mostly Hindu.

The kiss of death is: Lying to me.

Something that scares you: being stabbed by a knife.

Someone that loves you: my mom, my son, my husband

And the last one….

If you could, who would you punch in the face?The Quaker Oats guy.

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing? a thrift store or from a clothes swap with friends.

Do you still have clothes that belong to your ex? yes... and I am not giving it back ever... it is a tintin t-shirt.

Do you get attached to people easily? not really

Have you ever been to California? yes

What do you want most right now? sangria

Do you like roller coasters? in theory

Have you ever cut class? Oh yeah!.

What's your favorite TV show? did this one before.

Have you ever seen the GOONIES? ME either!!!!!! I think we have to deal with this together whatever!.

Have any pets? One kitty, Boadicea.

Who was the last person you hugged? Squink

Do you curse a lot? Not really.

What is the first thing you do when you wake up? I turned on my computer.

What's your favorite season? Fall.

What song do you want played at your funeral? Anything but It's a small world.... though it may be funny to "So Long, Farewell, Auf wiedersehen, Goodbye" from the Sound of Music..

Are chuck norris jokes funny? No.

What's your favorite food? edible.

What's the last movie you saw in a movie theatre? Ratatouille.

Can you live without the computer? No, I would shrivel up and die.

Do you hide your emotions? Oh no, not at all.

What is your favorite movie? Breakfast at Tiffany's

Do you like chick flicks? Only if I go with another girl, my husband hates them so much he ruins them.

When was the last time you got flowers? Last year sometime, my husband picked them from someones lawn (with permission).

Who was the last person you were in a moving vehicle with? Mom, Squink and Mo.

Best kind of pizza? the one with pistachios at Pizzaria Bianco's when you only had to wait two hours in line for a table and not three.

What was the last CD you purchased? The Clash

When was the last time you dyed your hair? about 13 years ago.

Do you want to be in a relationship?Yes.

What is a band/singer you will always love? Peter Gabriel.

Have you ever watched a movie drunk? at home, never in a theatre though.

Do you wish at 11:11? No.

Do you have any piercings? again, this was answered before

Last person you talked to on the phone? My aunt

Where is the weirdest place you have slept? On the Orient Express.

What are you wearing on your feet? mismatched socks

What song do you absolutely hate? Layla

What is your natural hair color? brownish

How many people have you texted today? no one

Who was your last comment from?I don't have any myspace comments... I think whatever commented here last.

What is your current conversation about? I am not having one right now, the last one I had was this morning with a Choctaw (I think) Indian man named Bear who told me he had to teach me how to do ceremonials, how I had a black/brown hole that was caused by a man who hurt me, how I had to get my house blessed, and to let him know when I was ready.

Do you have a crush on somebody? sure

Where were you 2 days ago? Working

How old will you be in 8 months? $)1

Do you think you'll be married by then?Yes.

Was yesterday better than today? Yes, a bit.

What were you doing at noon today? sending a fax

Who was the last person to text you? Anne

Do you prefer to call or text? Text, Like whatever, I’m not a big fan of talking on the phone.

In your own words, what is your job like day to day? Very rewarding and I love it.

best e-cards for snarky people every where!

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the 14 deadly sins

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The "original" seven:

Pride,
Envy,
Gluttony,
Lust,
Anger,
Greed and
Sloth.

And now included are:

Polluting,
Genetic engineering,
Being obscenely rich,
Drug dealing,
Abortion,
Pedophilia and
Causing social injustice.

Is it me or are the "original" ones more poetic and dramatic (and ubiquitous)?
Do you all get my drift with that last question there?

LINKS

2008-03-08T15:58:00.000-07:00

I would like to share these with you.

1. Shakespeare Insult Kit

2. Music for Engineers

more crap

2008-03-04T20:13:00.003-07:00

My "main" blog

this blog

The stalker inducing blog

Liam Finn, love this!

2008-03-04T19:59:00.000-07:00

2008-03-04T06:22:00.001-07:00

You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Anne, this is for you....

2008-02-29T17:40:00.002-07:00

I cuddled * with a homeless guy * because I had to.

I finally found a thing I like on myspace...

Pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I jumped
4 (Apr) - I ran shirtless with
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I killed
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a mop**
04 - A homo
05 - a rock star
06 - a drunk hobo
07 - my lover
08 - Paris Hilton
09 - a dog
10 - a whore
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - oscar the grouch
15 - my ex boyfriend
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a crack head
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - an easter egg
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - a porn star
25 -a hottie
26 - jezzy the snowman
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - my ex boyfriend

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Purple - because I'm gay
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because I'm a fucking scuba diver
Gray- because I'm a pimp
none- because I have a killer six pack

GO AHEAD AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

please don't let this be the end...

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How else am I gonna fill up this space....

1. Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months without cheating? Yes!

2. When was the last time you saw the fifth person on your top? Andrew, at the high school reunion week.

3. Do you like someone? just someone, not everyone, and not nobody... it could be anyone... (just call me Laurel and Hardy, or am I thinking of something else... Abbott and Costello maybe)

4. Do they like you back? Some

5. Do you lead the opposite sex on? I am a woman.

6. Are you married? yes

7. Have you ever regretted letting someone go? briefly

8. Is there anyone who doesn't like you? Of course

9. Do you miss someone? yes, a lot

10. Next time you will kiss someone? As soon as they come home or as I tuck him inot bed

11. Are looks important? yes, and no.

12. What are you wearing? my old Michigan medical school t-shirt and some VS jammy bottomJeans and blue sweater

13. Are you in love? yes

14. Do you like getting things from others? yes.

15. What is your current mood? Maudlin

17. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning? No

18. Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset? rain at sunset or sunrise.

19. Quick, say a verse from any song? "You are my rainstorm, my only rainstorm, you make me happy when skies are grey" my interpretation on a children's song

20. Would you die for someone? Yes

21. Last song you heard? Abba - Chiquitita spanish version

22. How many letters are in your last name? 3+9

23.DO you like anyone. sure

24. If someone did like you, how should they let you know? they should just say it

25. How was your day? freaky

26. Do you live near any of your friends? nope

27. Are you scared of spiders? No

28. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? 1 tattoos and 3 piercings

29. Where are your peircings if any?Ears

30. What color is your hair? mauve and gray... I mean brown.

31. Do you believe in love? YES

32. Are you pregnant? Nope

33. When do you want to get married? again, to the same man? sure

34. Do you curse a lot? when I am tired and or tipsy

35. What are your favorite books? I like books, all books.

36. Do you hate your last boyfriend/girlfriend? no, ok maybe a little

38. Are you happier single or in a relationship? I'm happy period, it has nothing to do so much with who I am with, or not.

39. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yeah, I always believe in a second chance... and someitmes a third or a fourth... maybe not a tenth though.

41. Most hated food? Liver, and other organs

42. Do you wish someone would call you? call me what? I hate the phone, but it might be nice to talk to my mom right aboutnow.

43. What is bugging you right now? my daily life stressors

44. What's something you wish you could understand better? stupid people, like those that blare their base when they drive so much my car shimmies... they, I think I do not understand, so perhaps I should.

45. If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because of...? I am a bit bitchy.

47. Do you have a wild side? Oh, Yes

48. Kissed someone in the last twenty-four hours? Yes <3

49. Have you lost friends in the past year? yes

50. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping.

51. Last person you ate dinner with? squink

52. Last thing you watched on TV? Eli Stone

53. What is the last text message you sent say? "Squink threw a tantrum?"

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Click for the whole cartoon

cause I don't do myspace that often and I think I did friend you.

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1. What are your initials? BMVCS

2. What is your favorite thing to wear? brown

3. Last thing you ate?pischke's french fries

4. One place you will NEVER eat at? no such place exists, to my knowledge.

5. I say Shotgun, you say: where do I shoot?

6. Last person you hugged? Squink and Schatz (a sickeningly sweet "family hug").

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you? Who knows.

8. Would you date anyone you met online? I married one.

9. Name something you like physically about yourself. my hair.

10. The last place you went out to dinner to? Pishkies blue ribbon.

11. Who is your best friend? don't have one...

12. What time of the day is it? 8:21pm on Wednesday evening.

13. Who/What made you angry today? nothing.

14. Baseball or Football? soccer.

15. Ever gone skinny dipping? Yes.

16. Favorite type of Food? tomatoes with basil and mozarella.

17. Favorite holidays: Thanksgiving and/or Halloween.

18. Do you download music: Yep.

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Depends on what the definition of dirty is.

20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos? Only if you are Chinese.

21. Would you date the person who posted this?If I were a man sure... I suppose I should say if I were gay I would too.

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? Yes.

23. Do you love anyone? Yes, of course.

24. Are colored contact lenses sexy? Rarely.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped? Nope and I don't plan on doing it.

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting? NO, but this I would do.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? Ewwww, Yes.

28. How many pets do you have? 1

29. Have you met a real redneck? Yes.

30. How is the weather right now? lovely.

31. What are you listening to right now? "Little Einsteins" (argh)

32. What is your current favorite song? At this moment I am going through a maudlin remembrance of Abba's Chiquitita (spanish version)

33. What was the last movie you watched? Ratatouille, I think.

34. Do you wear contacts? nope.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Squinks day care.

36. What are you afraid of? I have a fear of being stabbed, but I am not necessarily afraid of knives.

37. How many piercings have you had? 3, all on my ears

38. What piercings do you want? no more, unless I cross the equator in a boat again

39. What's one thing you've learned this year? I love people with sarcastic wit.

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks? Sugar free low fat vanilla latte.

41. Which is better: Facebook or MySpace? I love facebook, myspace sorta freaks me out... but I do both.

42. Have you ever fired a gun: Yes, I am (was) good at it too. It has been a while though

43. Are you missing someone?: yes.

44. Favorite TV show? Dexter (too)

45. Do you have an obession with WoW?: No!

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? OMFGY, Molly Ringwald.

47. What Magazines are you reading? This old house.

48. Who would you like to see right now? Some of the friends I got in touch with again since the reunion, but that is in general time if it had to be right this minute, a baby sitter might be nice to see.

49. Favorite movie of all time? Breakfast at Tiffany's.

50. Do you find yourself loved? Thankfully, yes.

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to? Of course.

52. Favorite smell? South America is my favorite smell.

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? Salt and real butter too.

54. Have you ever done the celebrity challenge on 1. What are your initials?AJL

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?My heart on my sleeve

3. Last thing you ate?Carmela's chicken rigatoni - Leftovers from Macaroni Grll

4. One place you will NEVER eat at?nothing comes to mind...

5. I say Shotgun, you say:under the bed

6. Last person you hugged?Dave, duh

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you?If they know me, I doubt it

8. Would you date anyone you met online?uh no

9. Name something you like physically about yourself.my smile.

10. The last place you went out to dinner to?Macaroni Grill, last night.

11. Who is your best friend?Heather.

12. What time of the day is it?5:30pm on Sunday, waiting for the Oscars to start.

13. Who/What made you angry today?no one.

14. Baseball or Football?If I must choose, baseball but really neither.

15. Ever gone skinny dipping?yes

16. Favorite type of Food?dead animal and a starch.

17. Favorite holidays:Halloween.

18. Do you download music:yes.

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?yes.

20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos?wow, not the best choice but who am I to say what someone should choose as a tattoo

21. Would you date the person who posted this?if I was single and about 18 years younger, in a
heartbeat.

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?yes.

23. Do you love anyone?Yes yes yes.

24. Are colored contact lenses sexy?Depends on the color and the person.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?yes and I won't do it again.

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?yes, and I got whacked in the nose with an oar...by
my boss.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?Yes.

28. How many pets do you have?2.

29. Have you met a real redneck?what!.

30. How is the weather right now?amazing.

31. What are you listening to right now?the preshow to the oscars on E!.

32. What is your current favorite song?Today its "Sweetest Girl" by Wyclef Jean

33. What was the last movie you watched?Gladiator on Cinemax

34. Do you wear contacts?Sometimes...my eyes get dry quickly.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?Lowe's.

36. What are you afraid of?I am slightly afraid of heights. I hate it but I can deal with it.

37. How many piercings have you had?6 all on my ears

38. What piercings do you want?None.

39. What's one thing you've learned this year?My friends are amazing.

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?doppio espresso con panna or a grande drip coffee
(bold).

41. Which is better: Facebook or MySpace?I don't do facebook.

42. Have you ever fired a gun:no.

43. Are you missing someone?:yes.

44. Favorite TV show?Dexter

45. Do you have an obession with WoW?:no.

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?oh no.

47. What Magazines are you reading?Vanity Fair

48. Who would you like to see right now?right now, no one. My sundays are my time.

49. Favorite movie of all time?Gone with the Wind.

50. Do you find yourself loved?yes

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to?yes.

52. Favorite smell?what?

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?Salt and real butter.

54. Have you ever done the celebrity challenge on http://www.goofyauctions.com/?no

55. Which celebrity does www.GoofyAuctions.com say you look like? sigh

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?: yes.

57. Our Lady Peace or Nickelback? NEITHER!

58. What's something that really bugs you? calling a meeting whent eh purpose is just to yell at someone

59. Do you like Michael Jackson? Not really.

60. Taco Bell or Burger King? Both

61. What's your favorite perfume? Blaize.

62. Favorite basketball team? Suns

63. Favorite cereal? Apple Jacks or these Quaker corn things that I don't think are being made anymore.

64. Nipple or Nose rings? I would like a nose ring.

65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? I would say about 3 days.

66. Last time you went bowling? When I was pregnant about 4 years ago.

67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? under a desk.

68. Who was your last phone call? Mommy

69. Last time you were at work? Today

2008-02-22T17:56:00.001-07:00

catching up on my randomly generated thievery

2008-02-18T12:55:00.002-07:00

whatever that means....

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.

Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

1. whats your name spelt backwards? rialb, sounds like I have a hairball

2. What did you do last night? had dinner at Chompies

3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? the jlp rummage handbook

4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? of course

5. Last time you swam in a pool? August 2007

6. What are you wearing? a maternity shirt (its comfy) and blue with snowflakes jammy bottoms about 8 sizes too big.

7. How many cars have you owned? me and not my husbands - 7

8. Type of music you dislike most? evil death metal

9. Are you registered to vote? yes

10. Do you have cable? yes

11. What kind of computer do you use? mac & pc

12. Ever made a prank phone call? yes

13. You like anyone right now? yes

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? NEVER

15. Furthest place you ever traveled? Budapest

16. Do you have a garden? sorta, leftover basil

17. What's your favorite comic strip? xkcd.com

18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem? yes

19. Shower, morning or night? night

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? movies?

21. Favorite pizza toppings? olives and pepperoni

22. Chips or popcorn? chips

23. What cell phone provider do you have? verizon

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? nope

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? nope

26. Orange Juice or apple? orange (but really pineapple)

27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? my husband, son and the in-laws

28. favorite chocolate bar? anything dark chocolate

29. Who is your longest friend and how long? kelly, she is 6'1"... what? it said longest!!!

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? a week ago

31. Have you ever won a trophy? nope

32. Favorite artist? my aunt

33. Favorite computer game? I Spy

34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? never

35. Sprite or 7-UP? sprite

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? Yep, houndstooth bottoms, white button down shirt, green sweater...

37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens? chocolate and mucinex

38. Ever thrown up in public? yes

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? millionare

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes

41. Can exes just be friends? with a lot of hard work and commitment to being friends yeah, but you have to go through an "I hate you phase" first

42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? my son

43. Did you have long hair as a young kid? yes

44. What message is on your voicemail machine? there is a machine for voicemail? It isn't a tiny little german garden gnome in the phone?

45. Where would you like to go right now? the jungle

46. What was the name of your first pet? lisa

47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it? not sure

48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone? pediatrician incoming/my mom outgoing

49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? my son's health

50. What do you think about most? How freaking cute my little boy is and how soon until my in-laws leave

Weiner poopy

2008-02-04T22:11:00.000-07:00

try typing that without laughing.

My feet have become an object of internet...

2008-02-03T17:14:00.000-07:00

lust?

This pictures:

received this email:
On 3 Feb 08, 2.23PM MST esclavo_a_sus_pies said:

Hello I must say to you that you have the most beautiful feet that I have see in my life. Thank you for your Photos and for your album.
Pardon for this message and for my English who is very bad. I am a Spanish slave, in this moment I don’t have Mistress, It is a dream for me to be able to get to be your servant, your maid, your butler, your houseboy, your cleaner house, and your slave. I have 5 years of experience in the submission and the servitude to a Mistress and her partner, I had been her maid, her servant and the her partner’s servant from 5 years ago.
It is a dream for me to be able to be your servant your real slave a live in slave. I always have wanted to be able to manage to be a slave 24/7,It is a dream to be able to your slave and be able to belong to you, to your feet my Princess
If you wish to have vacations/holidays in Spain in a house on the beach, you have here your house and a slave 24 hours to the day to your service.

At your feet always

Slave Alex

to which I replied:

Alex,

Gracias por pensar que mis pies so tan bellas que merecen el honor de ser las mas bellas que has visto en su vida. La cosa es, solamente las uso para caminar. si pudiera quitarmelos y mandarlos a ti, lo hiciera, pero no soy capaz de hacer esto.

Gracias, tambien, por to oferta de una casa en la playa (no se qual) en Espa~na, pero la verdad es que me quemo rapidamente y no quiero morir de cancer de la piel...

Saludos,

Blair

Translation:
Alex,
Thank you for thinking my feet are so beautiful that they deserve to be called the most beautiful feet you have ever seen in your life. The thing is, I only use them for walking. If I were capable of taking them off and sending them to you, I would... but I am unable to do so.

Thank you also for the offer of a house on the beach (I don't know which) in Spain. But the truth is that I burn easily and do not wish to die of skin cancer.

Sincerely,

Blair

UPDATE:
he replied, I wont

Gracias a usted por su mail y por sus palabras, Ojala pudiese ser verdad y pudiese tener cerca sus pies para poder adorarlos, lamerlos, mimmarlos, masajearlos y cuidarlos.
Sabe una cosa, haria todo lo que me ordenase por poder limpiar con mi lengua sus pies despues de andar descalza, los pies que aparecen en la foto, seria un sueño poder arrodillarme y besarlos y lamerlos mi Princesa.

A sus pies su esclavo Alex.

I'm F*#%ing Matt Damon

2008-02-03T10:17:00.000-07:00

I can't get the song out of my head now!

pretty f*#%ing innapropriate

2008-02-01T21:34:00.000-07:00

for work.

because this one needs 15 too

2008-01-31T23:13:00.000-07:00

hours can be wasted

2008-01-30T22:21:00.000-07:00

if you are into these sorts of things

hmmmm

2008-01-30T20:20:00.000-07:00

I think they settled... and it sorta gives me schadenfreude!

me too

2008-01-26T08:34:00.000-07:00

from here

50%

Because I needed something like this to know for the coming year.

2008-01-20T18:59:00.000-07:00

From here, and a great big thank you for the real LOL.

this is not your usual Christmas stolen

2008-01-19T22:39:00.000-07:00

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Anita Mann

Drag Queen Name Generator

You Belong in New Zealand

Good on ya, mate
You're the best looking one of the bunch
Though you're often forgotten...
You're quite proud of who you are

What English Speaking Country Are You?

You Had a Fantastic Year!

Compared to most years, last year was definitely great.
Overall, you're living a much better life than you were twelve months ago.
And nothing is a better mark of a good year.
Here's to hoping next year is even better!

How Did Your Year Rate?

You Are Psyche!

Eternally in search of purpose and insight.
You're curious and creative with a total sense of wonder.
Totally empathetic, you pick up on other's moods easily.
Just be sure to pamper yourself as well!

What Goddess Are You?

A LITTLE MORBID

2008-01-15T22:24:00.001-07:00

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

chuck and I, this tight.

2008-01-15T22:19:00.002-07:00

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

lol

2008-01-15T22:19:00.001-07:00

blair --

[adjective]:

Benevolent to a fault

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

yeah, this about sums up how I did it...

2008-01-15T21:59:00.000-07:00

... at least it was when I told them, usually I just assumed they knew I did not like them "that" way anymore.

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I sense an impending doom between us - oh and by the way I want to break up"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

though this is true too:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"Please stop referring to yourself, in the third person no less, as 'beautiful.' You look like a horse."

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

these were people I didn't date in the first place:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"My head hurts when I'm around you"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

not true at all:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I just think we would be better as enemies."

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

this one is true about one in particular:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I am going to India indefinately - catch you in the funny pages"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I wish I had thought of this one:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"My imaginary friend is jealous of you"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

my life before schatz:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"My imaginary friend is jealous of you"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

especially true of my alter ego:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"There is an assassin in my bell tower"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

it never got his bad:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"There is an assassin in my bell tower"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

lol

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I just realized that you're ugly"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

and

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I've been secretly dating the lochness monster we've been trying to keep it on the down-lo"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

another one I wish I had thought of:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"Our love is like a lollypop - we've licked it through"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

GDMFA's // in fauxcode

2008-01-15T20:45:00.000-07:00

//initiate vent

Hey, you have no right to tell me I can't let my son run around naked in my own damn house.

And you, I don't watch the fucking TV shows I tivo because you are always watching the damn TV when I have the time or inclination. I am trying to be nice... I will probably watch them after you leave.

assholes.

//go to minimum of outward appearance

//go to kindness

//fake it

// end vent

good god

2008-01-08T23:39:00.001-07:00

2008-01-08T22:58:00.000-07:00

The Recipe For blair

3 parts Talent
2 parts Originality
1 part Bravery

Splash of Impishness

Shake vigorously

What's the Recipe for Your Personality?

I Am A: Lawful Good Human Ranger (5th Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-14

Dexterity-15

Constitution-17

Intelligence-15

Wisdom-16

Charisma-15

Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

2008-01-06T08:09:00.000-07:00

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

crisps, as my elegant SIL would say...

2008-01-03T13:48:00.000-07:00

Which Potato Chip Are You?

My Result: Classic Potato Chip

You've got an elegant classic style and laidback attitude that tells the world you're not about to take yourself too seriously. Like your signature potato chip, you don't need a lot of embellishments to show off your great taste and personality.

From friendship to work to play, you're a true blue who never lets people down. Your cool, confident ways make you a great source for good advice and good times. That's classic!

Take this test >

OMG, OMG, OMG

2007-12-10T22:02:00.001-07:00

I was so wanting something like this.. this is exciting!

Your Score: Juniper Berries

You scored 75% intoxication, 25% hotness, 100% complexity, and 75% craziness!

You are Juniper Berries!

You're a drunk. No, really. Cool it with the hooch.

Just kidding. You're really good at adding flavour to boring old life. You can be astringent at times, but once the harshness passes, you're quite relaxing. And you smell good, too.

Link: The Which Spice Are You Test written by jodiesattva on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

well maybe a little better...

2007-12-10T06:11:00.000-07:00

Your Score: Cayenne Pepper

You scored 75% intoxication, 75% hotness, 100% complexity,
and 50% craziness!

You are Cayenne!

You're known for your dry wit, saucy remarks, and ability to stimulate
(take that however you want). People in hot climates like you for
your ability to make them sweat, but you're also quite good for people
all over the world. Just don't mention your cousin, deadly
nightshade.

Link: The
Which Spice Are You Test written by href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=jodiesattva">jodiesattva on
OkCupid Free Online Dating, home
of the The
Dating Persona Test

wasabi?

2007-12-02T20:45:00.001-07:00

Your Score: Wasabi

You scored 25% intoxication, 75% hotness, 75% complexity, and 75% craziness!

You are Wasabi!

You're pretty much insane. You're probably from another planet, even. When you're around people, you go straight for the crown chakra and get them all tingly. You're often imitated by those who want to be like you, but you're definitely one of a kind.

Link: The Which Spice Are You Test written by jodiesattva on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

this election season is driving me nuts.

2007-12-01T10:14:00.001-07:00

I [heart] Bob

2007-11-26T19:02:00.000-07:00

I have never seen this Bob, I love this Bob, there needs to be more people like this Bob, and sadly, there aren't.

bob

I may be a thief...

2007-11-25T20:48:00.000-07:00

But I am not a liar.

97%ALCOHOLIC

Denver Dating

http://blairnecessities.blogspot.com/

55%

Seattle Dating

129,536 People

Looking for payday loans?

blairnecessities.blogspot.com/

WANTED FOR THE INTENSE SEXIFYING of an ABHORRENT GROUND UP MONKEY FEET

$3000

What's Your Blog Wanted For?

Fresno Dating

blairnecessitiesoflife.blogspot.com/

WANTED FOR THE SAUCY HUGGING of a SCARY 80'S HAIR BAND

$3600

What's Your Blog Wanted For?

Denver Dating

stolen

quiz

2007-11-24T16:00:00.001-07:00

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

quiz

it rocks so much I am putting it here too!

2007-11-21T22:38:00.000-07:00

What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Via Jordana

Tags: quiz

I don't think so...

2007-11-21T22:35:00.000-07:00

I obviously hear myself differently... though I was once accused of having an accent by someone in high school.

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Northeast Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
The Midland
Boston
North Central
The West
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

quiz

ROTFLMAO

2007-11-12T16:51:00.000-07:00

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This one just made my ROTFL

Thieved from here.

more thievery

2007-11-11T15:40:00.000-07:00

from here

ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You? Your Result: Teal Cat You're the Teal Kitty Cat! You're as swift and sly as a ninja and very hard to please. You can be very soft yet very cruel at the same time. Your soul mate is the beige racoon and you're in conflict with the red jaquar.
Silver and Red Wolf
Yellow Trout
Red Jaguar
Blue Fox
Tan Giraffe
Gold Falcon
Ocre and Gray Dolphin
ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You?

What will you die from? Your Result: Working too hard The world needs improvement, but not to the point that you kill yourself! If you die, you will make the world even worse. Besides, whoever was intended to befefit off your work will feel guilty inside.
Murdered
Peacfully; In Your Sleep
Hit by a car
Got Framed
Framed yourself
Depression (if you know what I mean)
Friend Murdered You
What will you die from? Make Your Own Quiz

gingersnaps

2007-11-11T14:36:00.001-07:00

2007-11-07T06:56:00.000-07:00

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
- Philip K. Dick

daft punk charleston

2007-11-06T18:38:00.000-07:00

I have to put this out there.

2007-10-28T09:36:00.000-07:00

If you put something on the web... it is not, nor will ever be, private.

oh my goodness

2007-10-21T18:55:00.000-07:00

stolen from you know who you are!

Your Kissing Purity Score: 14% Pure

For you, it's all kiss and no talk.

You're in a permanent lip lock.

Kissing Purity Test

You Are 20% Pure

You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.
Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try!

How Pure Are You?

Quiz hell

2007-10-14T17:31:00.000-07:00

Which Halloween Costume Should You Have This Year....Girls Only PLEAZ

Pink And Black Piratethis outfit is SOOOO CUTE!!!! but the one thing that i dont like about it is the sleeves!!! o well
Take this quiz!

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What was YOUR past life? (with pictures and detailed, slightly romantic results of course)

Stolen from your home and sold as a slave your anger new no bounds. You stood in a line at a very fancy palace in ancient Rome with many other women. A very ornately dressed young man entered with older men walking with him and you and the other slaves were tod to bow to the emperor of Rome. You refused. The young emporer smirked and shockingly chose you to be his slave. For months you slaved for him and, as much as you hated to admit it, your respect for him was growing and he was a kind master. On an outing with your master you helped a young child who had been pushed to the ground by an older child. The older child's father took it upon himself to whip you for doing so. On your return to the palace the young emporer sat you down and bathed the deep wounds on your back himself. To your suprised you felt his lips lightly kiss along the angry welts. Then he slowly kissed up to your shoulder before turning you round to face him with longing in his eyes. He kissed you softly on the lips and then deeper until you were both gasping for air.
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What hairstyle should you have? (AWESOME PICS!)

Long brown hais is best for you. Long brown curly hair.
Take this quiz!

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2007-10-14T16:59:00.001-07:00

You're a Cheetah!

You are fast. Really fast. So fast, in fact, that many people may
never see you as you pass them by. You definitely have your soft spots, or maybe
just a lot of spots in general. You'd like to think of them as freckles. When
others say your name very quickly, you think they're accusing you of
something.

Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Because I am just a blatant thief...

2007-10-14T16:53:00.001-07:00

from here.

You Could Be a Vampire... If You Had To

Like most people, the thought of being a vampire has crossed your mind. But you're not sure if you'd do it, even if you could.
Living forever doesn't sound half bad, if you could live forever with the people you love the most.
But do vampires even love? And would the vampire version of you even be you?
It's all too much to contemplate. Luckily, the chances of you ever becoming a vampire are astronomically low.

What you would like best about being a vampire: Living forever

What you would like least about being a vampire: Blood stained teeth

Could You Be a Vampire?

Halloween Horoscope for Sagittarius

Halloween is your time to be flirtatious, sexy, and hot hot hot!
You love to tempt people into evil, even if it's just for one night.

Costume suggestions: A sexy devil or a dark fairy

Signature Halloween candy: Anything spiked with booze

Scary movie you should celebrate Halloween with: Species

What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

You Are Changing Leaves

Pretty, but soon dead.

What Part of Fall Are You?

Because I just have to put it somewhere

2007-10-08T20:27:00.000-07:00

breastfeeding

Since I was always such a fan

2007-10-07T20:37:00.000-07:00

of Michael Jackson

not...

I love this:

Stolen from Arys

my two avatars

2007-10-06T16:09:00.000-07:00

vs.

and interestingly enough, two very different sides of my personality.

avatar

hmmmm...

2007-09-29T07:29:00.000-07:00

interesting.
Stolen from Mrs. Ootfp

What character best describes you from HBO`s Rome?

Caesar

You are both powerful and merciful, you respect all the systems around you and make it a point to educate yourself. You are a cautious person who knows all the angles, your drive for success is unparalled, your goals of success can be achieved.

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still stealing

2007-09-23T09:29:00.001-07:00

You're the University of California, Irvine!

Your surroundings have always been spoiled and privileged to the point of being removed from reality. At the same time, you can be surprisingly down-to-earth and aren't even above the consumption of insects.
Despite being quite young, you have established yourself as one of the better researchers in your field. You love the strange phonetics of the word "zot".

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at the Blue Pyramid.

(questioning look)

Yes, I love my mother

2007-09-22T08:30:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, others are able to eloquently put into words the thoughts and feelings we carry in our hearts.

"A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us; when trouble thickens around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts."

~ Washington Irving

2007-09-12T21:02:00.000-07:00

Via Jordanna

is post theft a punishable offence?

2007-09-08T21:54:00.000-07:00

Because all this is stolen from whatever, who is nice enough to ask... which since I have not yet asked means she is a nicer person than I... even if

We are both a Martini

You Are A Martini

You are the kind of drinker who appreciates a nice hard drink.
And for you, only quality alcohol. You don't waste your time on the cheap stuff.
Obviously, you're usually found with a martini in your hand. But sometimes you mix it up with a gin and tonic.
And you'd never, ever consider one of those flavored martinis. They're hardly a drink!

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

I am more thankful than she is... (but I somehow doubt it)

You Are 90% Thankful

You're an incredibly thankful person, and everyone around you feels very appreciated.
You inspire people to be more optimistic, forgiving, and grateful.

How Thankful Are You?

I am a little less spoiled than she is... (which I doubt too)

You Are 12% Spoiled

You are definitely not spoiled. You've worked hard for what you have.
Down to earth and grounded, you don't need a lot to make you happy.

Are You Spoiled?

We are both a hot fudge sundae... though to be honest my first try was a peanut butter sundae but that is just not right so I went back and changed the one I was not sure about...

You Are a Hot Fudge Sundae

Classic, simple, and divine.
Why mess with perfection?

What Kind of Sundae Are You?

we are both romatics

You Are Romanticism

You are likely to see the world as it should be, not as it is.
You prefer to celebrate the great things people do... not the horrors they're capable of.
For you, there is nothing more inspiring than a great hero.
You believe that great art reflects the artist's imagination and true ideals.

What Art Movement Are You?

and somewhat Machieavellian...

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

How Machiavellian Are You?

and yeah, this was a bit to close to home... my 13 year old self liked Jason Bateman the best (though never in that sweater in the picture below)

Your 80s Hunk Is

Jason Bateman

Who's Your 80s Hunk?

we both think out guys are as pretty as we are...

Your Guy Is About As Pretty As You!

While your guy isn't straight out of GQ, he's a bit of a pretty boy.
And he enjoys an indie movie from time to time... so what?
You've got the best of both worlds, girlfriend - a manly guy who understands women.
Just make sure that he spends more on your dates than the salon.

Is He Prettier Than You?

i hate purple

2007-09-07T20:50:00.000-07:00

Your Brain is Purple

Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic.
You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense.
Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries.

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself.

What Color Is Your Brain?

I am the UN

2007-09-07T20:46:00.001-07:00

You're the United Nations!

Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to
completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long
way to go. You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each
other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of
beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes
it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result. But your heart
is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.

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at the Blue Pyramid

2007-09-05T14:35:00.000-07:00

From Jodi

What color is your soul painted?

Orange

Your soul is painted the color orange, which embodies the characteristics of balance, heat, enthusiasm, flamboyance, playfulness, aggression, over-emotion, danger, desire, strengthens the ability to concentrate, attraction, adaptability, and stimulation. Orange falls under the element of Fire, and symbolizes glory and fruits of the earth.

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stolen

2007-09-01T21:19:00.000-07:00

from Mrs Ootfp

You Are a Green Crayon

Your world is colored in harmonious, peaceful, natural colors.
While some may associate green with money, you are one of the least materialistic people around.
Comfort is important to you. You like to feel as relaxed as possible - and you try to make others feel at ease.
You're very happy with who you are, and it certainly shows!

Your color wheel opposite is red. Every time you feel grounded, a red person does their best to shake you.

What Color Crayon Are You?

Your Superpower Should Be Manipulating Fire

You are intense, internally driven, and passionate.
Your emotions are unpredictable - and they often get the better of you.
Both radiant and terrifying, people are drawn to you.
At your most powerful, you feel like the world belongs to you.

Why you would be a good superhero: You are obsessive enough to give it your all

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Your moodiness would make it difficult to control your powers

What Should Your Superpower Be?

Your Birthdate: December 2

You're so intuitive, it's like you have a sixth, seventh, and eighth sense.
You connect with others freely and easily - and you tend to have many best friends.
Warm and caring, it's hard for you to close your heart to anyone.
Affection is like air for you - you need to give and receive it to survive.

Your strength: Your universal compassion

Your weakness: Your unpredictable mood swings

Your power color: Mauve

Your power symbol: Butterfly

Your power month: February

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?