PUSS IN BOOTS (just had to yell)

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection."

~Siddhārtha Gautama

HT - How to be a retronaut

I know someone that looks like this...

muah ha ha ha ha

Mad Scientist

Though your chief goals are the somewhat contradictory aims to rule, and then destroy, the planet Earth, you have a strong grasp of the scientific principles of blowing up things (Explodology). Good luck and please have mercy.

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so true

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one getting burned.


~ Buddhist Saying

You Are 38% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

What kind of Fairy are you? Air Fairy You are an Air Fairy! You are peaceful and Calm. You are the most beautiful of all of the Fairies. You are popular and have good friends. You may not always be the most kind but your good intentions make up for it. Quizzes

fluff friends

You are a Brainy Girl!

Whether you're an official student or a casual learner, you enjoy hitting the books. You know a little bit about everything, and you're always dying to know more. For a guy to win your heart, he's got to share some of your intellectual interests. A awesome book collection of his own doesn't hurt either!

What Kind of Girl Are You?

Your results:
You are Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)

Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 85% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 75% Wash (Ship Pilot) 75% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 65% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 65% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 60% River (Stowaway) 60% Inara Serra (Companion) 45% A Reaver (Cannibal) 25% Alliance 25%

Dependable and trustworthy. You love your significant other and you are a tough cookie when in a conflict.

Click here to take the "Which Serenity character am I?" quiz...

I will prostitute myself for my iPhone

I love my iPhone, and I am not beneath trying to get a $25 gift card so that I can buy the Dr. Horrible series (for my MacBook) to go with my Dr. Horrible ringtone, and whereupon when "offical" version of said ringtone comes out I can use this to buy that too! Oh, and there are some cool apps and games I would love to add to it

The contest is here

Considering that I am very picky about poetry

and I am generally not so fond of this kind... it also said that if I were not this then I would be blank verse.

I'm terza rima, and I talk and smile. Where others lock their rhymes and thoughts away I let mine out, and chatter all the while. I'm rarely on my own - a wasted day Is any day that's spent without a friend, With nothing much to do or hear or say. I like to be with people, and depend On company for being entertained; Which seems a good solution, in the end. What Poetry Form Are You?

Dork with a capital L

My mild obsession with the Jonas Bros. is getting out of control.

Note to self - stop watching Disney channel.

wow...

43 As a 1930s wife, I am Average Take the test!

at least 13% of my genes love this...

and those are just the Norwegian ones.

This explains...

just about every relationship I had, until I got married.

Thankfully, schatz gets me without having to blow something up or rappel down a wall.

should I be worried that it turned out that I am less anxious and neurotic than I thought?

Your Score: Well-Adjusted

You scored 31 anxiety, 42 awkwardness, and 29 neuroticism!

You scored low in all categories--so there's no need to worry! Not that you were worrying, anyway. You are so Well-Adjusted that I almost feel the need to worry for you.





Your low anxiety score implies that you are able to relax, can enjoy the here and now, and have a healthy amount of self-confidence.



Your low awkwardness score implies that you are socially capable, are personable and charming, and probably go to parties and have fun.



Your low neuroticism score implies that you don't exhibit subtle neurotic behaviors--your nails are probably an acceptable length, your pencils aren't covered with bite marks, and your bookcase isn't arranged alphabetically by genre. Congrats!




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See the other results!



Well-Adjusted



The Neat Freak



The Dork



The Geek



Phobic



Obsessive-Compulsive



The Subtle Neurotic



The True Neurotic

Link: The Neurotic Test written by littlelostsnail on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(littlelostsnail)

I was so thinking this might be it.

Your Score: Count von Count

You scored 68% Organization, 26% abstract, and 59% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables.

First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.

Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.

Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.

You are very organized, more concrete, and both introverted and extroverted.

Here is why are you The Count.

You are both very organized. You almost always know where your belongings are and you prefer things neat. You may even enjoy cleaning and find it therapeutic. The Count is obsessive compulsive and needs to always count what he has. You would never find The Count missing a bat.


You both are concrete thinkers. The Count is very mathminded and wants to know what he has and where it is. His purpose in life is clear. You probably also know what you want in life, and you have a real plan toward achieving it. You aren't likely to throw everything away to take a risky chance.


You are both somewhat introverted. The Count is quite obsessed with himself and the things that belong to him. At the same time he has had 2 girlfriends and he has guests in his castle. Like The Count, you probably like to have some time to yourself, but you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations.

The other possible characters are

Oscar the Grouch

Big Bird

Snuffleupagus

Ernie

Elmo

Kermit the Frog

Grover

Cookie Monster

Guy Smiley

Bert

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The Following Directions IQ Test The name says it all. Perhaps my trickiest IQ test.

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"Which character am I" tests

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The Smurf Personality Test 16 smurfy possibilities. Smurf facts included.


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The Life in Hell Test Which rabbit are you in this Matt Groening (The Simpsons) strip?.

Tests that are actually games

The Real Choose Your Own Adventure Test 29 possible endings. Uses internal links to navigate.


The Survivor Game Great fun for fans of the T.V. show. Complex scoring algorithm.


What will you do for a Klondike Bar? Life and death hangs on each choice you make.


The Morphed Faces (with a reward) test Quick. Kind of dumb but fun.

Let's Play Rocks Paper Scissors Takes less than a minute. Bet you can't win.?

The Murder Mystery Flash Game A dumb addictive flash game I did not create.

Death related test

The Wecome To Your Funeral Test Tells you who attends your funeral and when you'll die.

The Who's Dying First Test See if you are likely to outlast me on this planet.

Would Jesus Die For Your Sins? Short and sarcastic (like me!)

Bizarre compatability tests

The Choose Your Next Planet Test When ours becomes inhabitable, where should you go?


The Would Judge Judy Yell at YOU test? Can you escape her wrath? Probably not.


The If We Were Both Lesbians... Sure you dig my tests. But would you dig me...as a woman?


The Would Zeppo Sleep with you test My very 1st test. Would my cat date you or more?


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The rest (or the "Could be deleted any day tests...")

The Do You Know the Muffin Man Test No clue how to describe this test.


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The Smokey the Bear Forest Fire Test This test is really pathetic. Don't take it.

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