Anne, this is for you....

I cuddled * with a homeless guy * because I had to.

I finally found a thing I like on myspace...


Pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I jumped
4 (Apr) - I ran shirtless with
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I killed
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a mop**
04 - A homo
05 - a rock star
06 - a drunk hobo
07 - my lover
08 - Paris Hilton
09 - a dog
10 - a whore
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - oscar the grouch
15 - my ex boyfriend
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a crack head
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - an easter egg
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - a porn star
25 -a hottie
26 - jezzy the snowman
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - my ex boyfriend

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Purple - because I'm gay
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because I'm a fucking scuba diver
Gray- because I'm a pimp
none- because I have a killer six pack

GO AHEAD AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH