Wednesday, January 30, 2008

hours can be wasted

if you are into these sorts of things

hmmmm

I think they settled... and it sorta gives me schadenfreude!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Saturday, January 19, 2008

this is not your usual Christmas stolen

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Anita Mann


You Belong in New Zealand

Good on ya, mate
You're the best looking one of the bunch
Though you're often forgotten...
You're quite proud of who you are



You Had a Fantastic Year!

Compared to most years, last year was definitely great.
Overall, you're living a much better life than you were twelve months ago.
And nothing is a better mark of a good year.
Here's to hoping next year is even better!



You Are Psyche!

Eternally in search of purpose and insight.
You're curious and creative with a total sense of wonder.
Totally empathetic, you pick up on other's moods easily.
Just be sure to pamper yourself as well!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

A LITTLE MORBID





Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

chuck and I, this tight.





QuizGalaxy!
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

lol





blair --
[adjective]:

Benevolent to a fault
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

yeah, this about sums up how I did it...

... at least it was when I told them, usually I just assumed they knew I did not like them "that" way anymore.


blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"I sense an impending doom between us - oh and by the way I want to break up"



'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com


though this is true too:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"Please stop referring to yourself, in the third person no less, as 'beautiful.' You look like a horse."



'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com



these were people I didn't date in the first place:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"My head hurts when I'm around you"



'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com



not true at all:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"I just think we would be better as enemies."



'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com




this one is true about one in particular:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"I am going to India indefinately - catch you in the funny pages"



'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com



I wish I had thought of this one:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"My imaginary friend is jealous of you"



'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com



my life before schatz:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"My imaginary friend is jealous of you"



'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com



especially true of my alter ego:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"There is an assassin in my bell tower"



'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com



it never got his bad:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"There is an assassin in my bell tower"



'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com



lol

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"I just realized that you're ugly"



'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com



and

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"I've been secretly dating the lochness monster we've been trying to keep it on the down-lo"







another one I wish I had thought of:

blair's lame-ass excuse to break up:


"Our love is like a lollypop - we've licked it through"



'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

GDMFA's // in fauxcode

//initiate vent

Hey, you have no right to tell me I can't let my son run around naked in my own damn house.

And you, I don't watch the fucking TV shows I tivo because you are always watching the damn TV when I have the time or inclination. I am trying to be nice... I will probably watch them after you leave.

assholes.

//go to minimum of outward appearance

//go to kindness

//fake it

// end vent

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

good god

The Recipe For blair

3 parts Talent
2 parts Originality
1 part Bravery

Splash of Impishness

Shake vigorously


I Am A: Lawful Good Human Ranger (5th Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-14

Dexterity-15

Constitution-17

Intelligence-15

Wisdom-16

Charisma-15


Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

Sunday, January 06, 2008

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

crisps, as my elegant SIL would say...






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You've got an elegant classic style and laidback attitude that tells the world you're not about to take yourself too seriously. Like your signature potato chip, you don't need a lot of embellishments to show off your great taste and personality.


From friendship to work to play, you're a true blue who never lets people down. Your cool, confident ways make you a great source for good advice and good times. That's classic!