Friday, February 29, 2008

Anne, this is for you....

I cuddled * with a homeless guy * because I had to.

I finally found a thing I like on myspace...


Pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I jumped
4 (Apr) - I ran shirtless with
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I killed
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a mop**
04 - A homo
05 - a rock star
06 - a drunk hobo
07 - my lover
08 - Paris Hilton
09 - a dog
10 - a whore
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - oscar the grouch
15 - my ex boyfriend
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a crack head
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - an easter egg
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - a porn star
25 -a hottie
26 - jezzy the snowman
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - my ex boyfriend

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Purple - because I'm gay
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because I'm a fucking scuba diver
Gray- because I'm a pimp
none- because I have a killer six pack

GO AHEAD AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

Thursday, February 28, 2008

please don't let this be the end...

How else am I gonna fill up this space....


1. Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months without cheating? Yes!

2. When was the last time you saw the fifth person on your top? Andrew, at the high school reunion week.

3. Do you like someone? just someone, not everyone, and not nobody... it could be anyone... (just call me Laurel and Hardy, or am I thinking of something else... Abbott and Costello maybe)

4. Do they like you back? Some

5. Do you lead the opposite sex on? I am a woman.

6. Are you married? yes

7. Have you ever regretted letting someone go? briefly

8. Is there anyone who doesn't like you? Of course

9. Do you miss someone? yes, a lot

10. Next time you will kiss someone? As soon as they come home or as I tuck him inot bed

11. Are looks important? yes, and no.

12. What are you wearing? my old Michigan medical school t-shirt and some VS jammy bottomJeans and blue sweater

13. Are you in love? yes

14. Do you like getting things from others? yes.

15. What is your current mood? Maudlin

17. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning? No

18. Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset? rain at sunset or sunrise.

19. Quick, say a verse from any song? "You are my rainstorm, my only rainstorm, you make me happy when skies are grey" my interpretation on a children's song

20. Would you die for someone? Yes

21. Last song you heard? Abba - Chiquitita spanish version

22. How many letters are in your last name? 3+9

23.DO you like anyone. sure

24. If someone did like you, how should they let you know? they should just say it

25. How was your day? freaky

26. Do you live near any of your friends? nope

27. Are you scared of spiders? No

28. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? 1 tattoos and 3 piercings

29. Where are your peircings if any?Ears

30. What color is your hair? mauve and gray... I mean brown.

31. Do you believe in love? YES

32. Are you pregnant? Nope

33. When do you want to get married? again, to the same man? sure

34. Do you curse a lot? when I am tired and or tipsy

35. What are your favorite books? I like books, all books.

36. Do you hate your last boyfriend/girlfriend? no, ok maybe a little

38. Are you happier single or in a relationship? I'm happy period, it has nothing to do so much with who I am with, or not.

39. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yeah, I always believe in a second chance... and someitmes a third or a fourth... maybe not a tenth though.

41. Most hated food? Liver, and other organs

42. Do you wish someone would call you? call me what? I hate the phone, but it might be nice to talk to my mom right aboutnow.

43. What is bugging you right now? my daily life stressors

44. What's something you wish you could understand better? stupid people, like those that blare their base when they drive so much my car shimmies... they, I think I do not understand, so perhaps I should.

45. If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because of...? I am a bit bitchy.

47. Do you have a wild side? Oh, Yes

48. Kissed someone in the last twenty-four hours? Yes <3

49. Have you lost friends in the past year? yes

50. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping.

51. Last person you ate dinner with? squink

52. Last thing you watched on TV? Eli Stone

53. What is the last text message you sent say? "Squink threw a tantrum?"

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

cause I don't do myspace that often and I think I did friend you.

1. What are your initials? BMVCS

2. What is your favorite thing to wear? brown

3. Last thing you ate?pischke's french fries

4. One place you will NEVER eat at? no such place exists, to my knowledge.

5. I say Shotgun, you say: where do I shoot?

6. Last person you hugged? Squink and Schatz (a sickeningly sweet "family hug").

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you? Who knows.

8. Would you date anyone you met online? I married one.

9. Name something you like physically about yourself. my hair.

10. The last place you went out to dinner to? Pishkies blue ribbon.

11. Who is your best friend? don't have one...

12. What time of the day is it? 8:21pm on Wednesday evening.

13. Who/What made you angry today? nothing.

14. Baseball or Football? soccer.

15. Ever gone skinny dipping? Yes.

16. Favorite type of Food? tomatoes with basil and mozarella.

17. Favorite holidays: Thanksgiving and/or Halloween.

18. Do you download music: Yep.

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Depends on what the definition of dirty is.

20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos? Only if you are Chinese.

21. Would you date the person who posted this?If I were a man sure... I suppose I should say if I were gay I would too.

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? Yes.

23. Do you love anyone? Yes, of course.

24. Are colored contact lenses sexy? Rarely.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped? Nope and I don't plan on doing it.

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting? NO, but this I would do.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? Ewwww, Yes.

28. How many pets do you have? 1

29. Have you met a real redneck? Yes.

30. How is the weather right now? lovely.

31. What are you listening to right now? "Little Einsteins" (argh)

32. What is your current favorite song? At this moment I am going through a maudlin remembrance of Abba's Chiquitita (spanish version)

33. What was the last movie you watched? Ratatouille, I think.

34. Do you wear contacts? nope.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Squinks day care.

36. What are you afraid of? I have a fear of being stabbed, but I am not necessarily afraid of knives.

37. How many piercings have you had? 3, all on my ears

38. What piercings do you want? no more, unless I cross the equator in a boat again

39. What's one thing you've learned this year? I love people with sarcastic wit.

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks? Sugar free low fat vanilla latte.

41. Which is better: Facebook or MySpace? I love facebook, myspace sorta freaks me out... but I do both.

42. Have you ever fired a gun: Yes, I am (was) good at it too. It has been a while though

43. Are you missing someone?: yes.

44. Favorite TV show? Dexter (too)

45. Do you have an obession with WoW?: No!

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? OMFGY, Molly Ringwald.

47. What Magazines are you reading? This old house.

48. Who would you like to see right now? Some of the friends I got in touch with again since the reunion, but that is in general time if it had to be right this minute, a baby sitter might be nice to see.

49. Favorite movie of all time? Breakfast at Tiffany's.

50. Do you find yourself loved? Thankfully, yes.

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to? Of course.

52. Favorite smell? South America is my favorite smell.

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? Salt and real butter too.

54. Have you ever done the celebrity challenge on 1. What are your initials?AJL

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?My heart on my sleeve

3. Last thing you ate?Carmela's chicken rigatoni - Leftovers from Macaroni Grll

4. One place you will NEVER eat at?nothing comes to mind...

5. I say Shotgun, you say:under the bed

6. Last person you hugged?Dave, duh

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you?If they know me, I doubt it

8. Would you date anyone you met online?uh no

9. Name something you like physically about yourself.my smile.

10. The last place you went out to dinner to?Macaroni Grill, last night.

11. Who is your best friend?Heather.

12. What time of the day is it?5:30pm on Sunday, waiting for the Oscars to start.

13. Who/What made you angry today?no one.

14. Baseball or Football?If I must choose, baseball but really neither.

15. Ever gone skinny dipping?yes

16. Favorite type of Food?dead animal and a starch.

17. Favorite holidays:Halloween.

18. Do you download music:yes.

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?yes.

20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos?wow, not the best choice but who am I to say what someone should choose as a tattoo

21. Would you date the person who posted this?if I was single and about 18 years younger, in a
heartbeat.

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?yes.

23. Do you love anyone?Yes yes yes.

24. Are colored contact lenses sexy?Depends on the color and the person.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?yes and I won't do it again.

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?yes, and I got whacked in the nose with an oar...by
my boss.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?Yes.

28. How many pets do you have?2.

29. Have you met a real redneck?what!.

30. How is the weather right now?amazing.

31. What are you listening to right now?the preshow to the oscars on E!.

32. What is your current favorite song?Today its "Sweetest Girl" by Wyclef Jean

33. What was the last movie you watched?Gladiator on Cinemax

34. Do you wear contacts?Sometimes...my eyes get dry quickly.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?Lowe's.

36. What are you afraid of?I am slightly afraid of heights. I hate it but I can deal with it.

37. How many piercings have you had?6 all on my ears

38. What piercings do you want?None.

39. What's one thing you've learned this year?My friends are amazing.

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?doppio espresso con panna or a grande drip coffee
(bold).

41. Which is better: Facebook or MySpace?I don't do facebook.

42. Have you ever fired a gun:no.

43. Are you missing someone?:yes.

44. Favorite TV show?Dexter

45. Do you have an obession with WoW?:no.

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?oh no.

47. What Magazines are you reading?Vanity Fair

48. Who would you like to see right now?right now, no one. My sundays are my time.

49. Favorite movie of all time?Gone with the Wind.

50. Do you find yourself loved?yes

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to?yes.

52. Favorite smell?what?

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?Salt and real butter.

54. Have you ever done the celebrity challenge on http://www.goofyauctions.com/?no

55. Which celebrity does www.GoofyAuctions.com say you look like? sigh

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?: yes.

57. Our Lady Peace or Nickelback? NEITHER!

58. What's something that really bugs you? calling a meeting whent eh purpose is just to yell at someone

59. Do you like Michael Jackson? Not really.

60. Taco Bell or Burger King? Both

61. What's your favorite perfume? Blaize.

62. Favorite basketball team? Suns

63. Favorite cereal? Apple Jacks or these Quaker corn things that I don't think are being made anymore.

64. Nipple or Nose rings? I would like a nose ring.

65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? I would say about 3 days.

66. Last time you went bowling? When I was pregnant about 4 years ago.

67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? under a desk.

68. Who was your last phone call? Mommy

69. Last time you were at work? Today

Friday, February 22, 2008

Monday, February 18, 2008

catching up on my randomly generated thievery

whatever that means....



Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"



A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.

Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!



Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out



Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking



What turns you off: fighting and conflict



Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love





1. whats your name spelt backwards? rialb, sounds like I have a hairball


2. What did you do last night? had dinner at Chompies


3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? the jlp rummage handbook


4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? of course


5. Last time you swam in a pool? August 2007


6. What are you wearing? a maternity shirt (its comfy) and blue with snowflakes jammy bottoms about 8 sizes too big.


7. How many cars have you owned? me and not my husbands - 7


8. Type of music you dislike most? evil death metal


9. Are you registered to vote? yes


10. Do you have cable? yes


11. What kind of computer do you use? mac & pc


12. Ever made a prank phone call? yes


13. You like anyone right now? yes


14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? NEVER


15. Furthest place you ever traveled? Budapest


16. Do you have a garden? sorta, leftover basil


17. What's your favorite comic strip? xkcd.com


18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem? yes


19. Shower, morning or night? night


20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? movies?


21. Favorite pizza toppings? olives and pepperoni


22. Chips or popcorn? chips


23. What cell phone provider do you have? verizon


24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? nope


25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? nope


26. Orange Juice or apple? orange (but really pineapple)


27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? my husband, son and the in-laws


28. favorite chocolate bar? anything dark chocolate


29. Who is your longest friend and how long? kelly, she is 6'1"... what? it said longest!!!


30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? a week ago


31. Have you ever won a trophy? nope


32. Favorite artist? my aunt


33. Favorite computer game? I Spy


34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? never


35. Sprite or 7-UP? sprite


36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? Yep, houndstooth bottoms, white button down shirt, green sweater...


37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens? chocolate and mucinex


38. Ever thrown up in public? yes


39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? millionare


40. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes


41. Can exes just be friends? with a lot of hard work and commitment to being friends yeah, but you have to go through an "I hate you phase" first


42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? my son


43. Did you have long hair as a young kid? yes


44. What message is on your voicemail machine? there is a machine for voicemail? It isn't a tiny little german garden gnome in the phone?


45. Where would you like to go right now? the jungle

46. What was the name of your first pet? lisa


47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it? not sure


48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone? pediatrician incoming/my mom outgoing


49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? my son's health


50. What do you think about most? How freaking cute my little boy is and how soon until my in-laws leave

Monday, February 04, 2008

Weiner poopy

try typing that without laughing.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

My feet have become an object of internet...

lust?

This pictures:
365/19 - feet frame

received this email:
On 3 Feb 08, 2.23PM MST esclavo_a_sus_pies said:

Hello I must say to you that you have the most beautiful feet that I have see in my life. Thank you for your Photos and for your album.
Pardon for this message and for my English who is very bad. I am a Spanish slave, in this moment I don’t have Mistress, It is a dream for me to be able to get to be your servant, your maid, your butler, your houseboy, your cleaner house, and your slave. I have 5 years of experience in the submission and the servitude to a Mistress and her partner, I had been her maid, her servant and the her partner’s servant from 5 years ago.
It is a dream for me to be able to be your servant your real slave a live in slave. I always have wanted to be able to manage to be a slave 24/7,It is a dream to be able to your slave and be able to belong to you, to your feet my Princess
If you wish to have vacations/holidays in Spain in a house on the beach, you have here your house and a slave 24 hours to the day to your service.

At your feet always

Slave Alex

to which I replied:

Alex,

Gracias por pensar que mis pies so tan bellas que merecen el honor de ser las mas bellas que has visto en su vida. La cosa es, solamente las uso para caminar. si pudiera quitarmelos y mandarlos a ti, lo hiciera, pero no soy capaz de hacer esto.

Gracias, tambien, por to oferta de una casa en la playa (no se qual) en Espa~na, pero la verdad es que me quemo rapidamente y no quiero morir de cancer de la piel...

Saludos,

Blair

Translation:
Alex,
Thank you for thinking my feet are so beautiful that they deserve to be called the most beautiful feet you have ever seen in your life. The thing is, I only use them for walking. If I were capable of taking them off and sending them to you, I would... but I am unable to do so.

Thank you also for the offer of a house on the beach (I don't know which) in Spain. But the truth is that I burn easily and do not wish to die of skin cancer.

Sincerely,

Blair

UPDATE:
he replied, I wont


Gracias a usted por su mail y por sus palabras, Ojala pudiese ser verdad y pudiese tener cerca sus pies para poder adorarlos, lamerlos, mimmarlos, masajearlos y cuidarlos.
Sabe una cosa, haria todo lo que me ordenase por poder limpiar con mi lengua sus pies despues de andar descalza, los pies que aparecen en la foto, seria un sueƱo poder arrodillarme y besarlos y lamerlos mi Princesa.

A sus pies su esclavo Alex.

I'm F*#%ing Matt Damon

I can't get the song out of my head now!

Friday, February 01, 2008