You're the University of California, Irvine!
Your surroundings have always been spoiled and privileged to the point of being removed from reality. At the same time, you can be surprisingly down-to-earth and aren't even above the consumption of insects.
Despite being quite young, you have established yourself as one of the better researchers in your field. You love the strange phonetics of the word "zot".
Take the University Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.